MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #641 (208): Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #642 (407): wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #643 (386): I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
(386): I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #644 (303): I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
(303): I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #645 (423): I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4
(423): I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #646 (301): woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
(301): woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #648 (847): I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
(847): I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #649 (516): please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #650 (630): She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #651 (347): k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just ****ed (phucked) up a microwaveable pizza
(347): k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just ****ed (phucked) up a microwaveable pizza
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #652 (250): Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
(250): Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #653 (603): Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
(603): Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #654 (404): she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
(404): she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #655 (251): She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #656 (416): when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the **** (phuck) out of there so fast.
(416): when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the **** (phuck) out of there so fast.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #657 (254): You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
(254): You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #658 (210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #659 (321): You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
(321): You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #660 (850): She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
(850): She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
