MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #681 (310): I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #682 (415): the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
(415): the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #683 (225): at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
(225): at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #684 (303): hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
(303): hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #685 (847): My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #686 (443): i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #687 (727): what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #688 (609): I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #689 (573): Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #690 (715): I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #692 (251): I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #693 (804): i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #694 (636): tequila makes her clothes fall off (512): wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #696 (813): I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #697 (506): porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #698 (740): I literally made his dick bleed. How the **** (phuck) do you think it went?
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #699 (240): There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find. (443): So glad I found your sister.
(240): There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find. (443): So glad I found your sister.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #700 (614): just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
(614): just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
