MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,521 (919): Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,522 (860): I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,524 (608): I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
(608): I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,525 (570): Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,527 (414): My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
(414): My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,528 (574): there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
(574): there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,529 (502): So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut? (1-502): eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
(502): So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut? (1-502): eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,530 (708): She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,531 (817): My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,532 (845): They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,533 (435): Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
(435): Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,534 (508): he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
(508): he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,535 (765): just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,536 (816): Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,537 (515): Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,538 (919): Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
(919): Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,539 (609): Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
MacGyver Charter Member Apr 24, 2010 #1,540 (850): You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
(850): You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
