personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

[MacGyver]

This is a quote we use at work when the customer keeps changing their minds:

"We do it nice, 'cause we do it twice"

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[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Ouch I don't like doing things twice. Nice ring to it though.


Here is one,

Only the lead dog has bite marks on his as$

 

[Ratickle]

Only the lead dog has bite marks on his as$

Like that...

Used to say,

The higher you go up the ladder, the more your azz hangs out.

 

[Ratickle]

God hates you, pray to Stecz

That explains a lot...:ack2:

 

[ILMORdude]

About this time of year every year.............. God I f*cking HATE MICHIGAN!!

 

[Tony]

About this time of year every year.............. God I f*cking HATE MICHIGAN!!

I say that about OH every day between November and April.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Life is a matter of perspective... if you're the monkey at the top of the tree, when you look down all you see are smiling faces, when you're the monkey at the bottom and you look up, all you see are a-holes.

 

[Perlmudder]

go big or go home!

make it happen!

DW (do work)!!

 

[KENNYO]

Crazier than a run over dog! ( as in, That bltch is crazier than a run over dog!)


I use this one 2 or 3 times a day.........Fvck that shlt! or WTFever

 

[Knot 4 Me]

"I'd rather have my balls pounded flat with a wooden mallet"
"You could phuck up a steel anvil with a rubber hammer"
"Her face would make a freight train take a dirt road"
"May I show you something in your size?"
"Would you like to see me throw my sex organ over my shoulder?"
"Would you like to see me throw my sex organ over your shoulder?"

 

[DonziGirl]

My boss's saying when someone wants us to customize our software in a way we don't really recommend or haven't tried before: "You're going to be a pioneer... and pioneers get shot in the back!"

 

[cigdaze]

I like Wardey's siginture!

"Handle every stressful situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it. Pee on it and walk away. "

 

[Magic Medicine]

I wouldn't hit that with your dink!

 

[H2O Full Throttle]

"Harden the FARQ Up"

 

[HaxbySpeed]

I haven't heard that in a while, but everytime Neil Ross (kiwi jet boat racer) is in town he drinks the bar out of Bombay Saphire and tells everyone to harden the phuck up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y :26:

 

[Bobcat]

holy crap, I am stealing that line !!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I haven't heard that in a while, but everytime Neil Ross (kiwi jet boat racer) is in town he drinks the bar out of Bombay Saphire and tells everyone to harden the phuck up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y :26:

Words to live by! :sifone:

 

[mh1031]

One thing's for shure....Nothing's for shure.

She's phucked three ways to the weekend.

 

[FormulaOne]

My favorite after a long explanation and I am getting nowhere with someone... "just to recap...so what you are telling me is that you're worthless?"

 

[Perlmudder]

I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one!