personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

[bcfountain]

just because i dont care doesnt mean i dont understand.......and my wifes favorite..god made dirt and dirt dont hurt.

 

[Tommy Gun]

Life is like a sh!t sandwich...

The more bread you make the less sh!t you eat.

 

[JJ Apache]

I'm Scottish "If it's not Scottish! It's Cccrrrrrrrappp!!"

 

[CDOWNS]

The only time you won't a partner is if you got a bucket of sh!t to eat.......:26::26:

 

[Uncle Dave]

"The key to the whole thing is sincerity, and once you learn to fake that you've got it made."

Uncle Dave

 

[JJ Apache]

It's better to remain silent and be thought ignorant, than open mouth and remove all doubt......

 

[PARADOX]

Obviously the one under my signature. and..

There are 2 things to worry about in life.. If you sick ot if you'r healthy.
If you'r heathy nothing to worry about.
If you'r sick there are two things to worry about. If you will get well?/ then there is nothing to worry about.. If you won't .. there is two things to worry about, when you croak.

Will you go to Heaven? or hell?
If you go to Heaven.. nothing to worry about.



If you go to hell.?!.. >>

YOU will be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends and relatives,, you won't have time to worry about anything.