personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

[Magic Medicine]

He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

When my kid is acting up I look at his mother and say, see what happens when you get grabby.

Banging that would be like throwin a pickle down a hall way.

Dumber than a mud fence

beer me

 

[ChiefApache]

My favorite is Frank Sinatra's:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

I love this one!

 

[Roger 1]

''Couldn't hit a bulls ass with a bass fiddle.''

 

[clayinaustin]

When evaluating subordinates...

He has been unable to achieve the low standards which he has set for himself. However, he does respond well to frequent counciling.

 

[BradH]

Fvck this I'm going to Florida

 

[Madpoodle]

If I wanted to get in trouble, I could have stayed in bed...

 

[rbhudelson]

Big Hat; No Cattle

 

[seebeagle]

If I want your opinion,I'll give it to you

 

[pullmytrigger]

when out with your buddy at a bar -

"I dont like the look's of the one your going to get......"

 

[Edward R. Cozzi]

"I woke up today hornier than a three-pecker billy goat." (Usually gets some reaction from the fairer sex and indirectly asks for what we all want and need.).

 

[JJ Apache]

Like this one 'I still miss my ex....
But my aim is improving!...'
(daughters tee shirt)

 

[slowride33]

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.

 

[Wobble]

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

 

[txriverrat2001]

Couldn't pour pi$$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel........

 

[masher44]

God hates you, pray to Stecz

 

[Bobcat]

uglier than a hatful of ass holes

 

[fund razor]

The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

 

[Johnny B Good]

" She didn't get a round mouth like that from eating 3 squares a day"

 

[seebeagle]

"If azzholes could fly this place would be an airport"

 

[RedDog382]

When working on two super hot chicks while out with your wingman ...

"Ok, I'll take the ugly one ..."