personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

[Tony]

When I see way too many people working on something very minor: "tell me again guys, how many monkeys does it take to fuk a football?"

 

[Davidmnc]

My shoes cost more than your house.......Wooooooooooooooooo

Any ideas who said that?

Ric Flair! Whooooooooooo:sifone:

 

[HaxbySpeed]

Don't go away mad, just go away..

Drive fast, take chances..

It usually takes twice as long and costs three times as much, or costs three times as much and takes twice as long... You choose.

There's never enough time to do it right the first time, but there's always enough time to do it again..

 

[Boss252]

I'm to stupid to be scared

 

[Roger 1]

"The Goodyear blimp didn't inflate itself".

 

[Roger 1]

I always wondered why tornados seem to target trailer parks until I watched a Jerry Springer show.

 

[Tony]

Wrenching on a 28 Cigarette is as easy as spreading frozen peanut butter.

 

[Brian41]

Kids = " The fockin you get for the fockin you got"


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While playing poker "Hell I'd pay two bit's to watch 2 monkeys fock"

 

[Cash Bar]

I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.....

 

[Cash Bar]

A man should always be aware of low-flying fists. :ack2:

 

[Blue Oval]

If you have a 50/50 chance of winning,90% of the time you will looze!

 

[Rush]

I think I hear you wife calling you, HEY DICKHEAD! :26:

 

[Rush]

Thats alright, I got all this over here.

 

[Sea-Dated]

For Buck.

My grandfather used to always say "Happy as a tick on a bloodhound.".

I like "Phuck Off!".

 

[high-tide]

If you can't fix it with a hammer it is probably electrical.
High-Tide

 

[fund razor]

You couldn't have kicked your own azz any harder if you had a third leg and a full length mirror.

 

[BlackJack58]

When someone says "Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day..." I'll reply "Yeah, well that's 'cause I wasn't the phuckin' Contractor.."

One of my Dad's favorites: "You can do a job slow. You can do a job fast. But don't ever do a job half-fast."

 

[ILMORdude]

When someone has lindsay lohan like freckles: "Whoa, looks like someone $hit thru a screen"

 

[BradH]

It only costs a little more to go first class. Grant

It's not how fast you can go, but how long you can go fast. Gary

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.

It's almost a known fact...

 

[phragle]

If you can't fix it with a hammer it is probably electrical.
High-Tide

I never just beat stuff with a hammer. being a good mechanic (sortof) I always use the proper tool. a calibrated inertial amplification device.