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fund razor
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Yoda says: More waste of time you have, more time with waste have you.
And he says BAMM
And he says BAMM
fund razor
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Would you say that you are pissed? 
poncho
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Some people in my neighborhood dogs are missing, labs. While out saw a lab cross the road in front of me. About a mile from my house and no houses in this area. So I stopped. Dog came up to me like he was mine. No collar. Looks like one of the dogs in the missing flier. Load dog into my car and go home to phone the people. Few minutes latter they show up and its not their dog. I don't want to just drop the dog off with no collar. So go back to the place I find him and knock on doors of the nearest houses. Nobody's dog, except one house that didn't answer. Left them a note. Guess I have a lab until I find the owner. Going to animal control and see if he has a chip. My dogs have collars, name and address tags, they are with me nearly 24/7, when not they are locked in the house. Its annoying that people let their dogs roam free without collars just because its in the sticks. Also have people dump their dogs here because they think they'll find a home or something!
fund razor
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Oh crap.
fund razor
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Have you decided what to name him? I think "Yoda" would be good. No have dog, now dog has you.
Or how about "doc?" (He is wearing a lab coat.)
"Roamer."
"Roadie."
"Rover."
Bobcat
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Mornin Ho's !:seeya:
My dad has a couple hundred acres of farmland/forest on the Mississippi river...people are constantly "releasing their animals into the wild" About ten years ago there was a pack of dogs that really got out of hand, killing livestock and threatening people....all of the farmers got together and tracked them down...When we were out hunting we would always shoot house cats on sight.
My dad has a couple hundred acres of farmland/forest on the Mississippi river...people are constantly "releasing their animals into the wild" About ten years ago there was a pack of dogs that really got out of hand, killing livestock and threatening people....all of the farmers got together and tracked them down...When we were out hunting we would always shoot house cats on sight.
fund razor
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poncho
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So, man..... You're killing me.
What was the dog's name????
Bear
Bobcat
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I bought 3 Addidas belts from the golf warehouse....I use them for work....$9 each....they foolishly asked me to write a review..
"As a career sub par golfer and sometimes scofflaw ....I find the reversible aspect of the belt very appealing...just the other day the cops came into the clubhouse...they were looking for a man wearing an Bright orange belt..who had assaulted a fellow golfer on the 11th hole....I just smiled and showed them my white with black stripes belt...Thanks Addidas" ( I take golf etiquette very seriously)
I don't think I'll be winning the $250 gift certificate anytime soon.....I was trying to channel my inner J.Peterman.:sifone:
"As a career sub par golfer and sometimes scofflaw ....I find the reversible aspect of the belt very appealing...just the other day the cops came into the clubhouse...they were looking for a man wearing an Bright orange belt..who had assaulted a fellow golfer on the 11th hole....I just smiled and showed them my white with black stripes belt...Thanks Addidas" ( I take golf etiquette very seriously)
I don't think I'll be winning the $250 gift certificate anytime soon.....I was trying to channel my inner J.Peterman.:sifone:
fund razor
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My dog was named Misha. That's Russian for "bear" I'm told.
Like Bear, he came with the name.
fund razor
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That's MacDonald's to you, buddy.
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