Funny movie one liners..........

[DonziGirl]

Witch!
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

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Humperdinck!

 

[DonziGirl]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.



You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

 

[DonziGirl]

Prince Humperdinck: [sincerely] Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.

 

[bluellama]

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Great movie DG.

 

[DonziGirl]

Yeah I always liked that movie.

Inconcievable!

 

[Cash Bar]

It's much different when you're fighting one man instead of eight..

 

[seebeagle]

This is the most powerfulest hand gun in the world.a.44 magnum.Now you gotta ask yourself,Do I feel lucky,Well,do ya punk

 

[Tony]

I dont think you understand, theese boys killed my dog.

 

[seebeagle]

Cannon ball run,the Doc; "I just gave her a little *****.......with this"
and "Cysts,on the walls of her lungs"
Captain America: "Hello J.J"

 

[seebeagle]

Road House: "I thought you'd be bigger"

 

[Tony]

Double douche.

 

[03darkshadow]

Jeasus, mother mary, and joseph, you pissed yoruself

from bad santa.

 

[cuda]

You just shot an unarmed man..........

Your friend should have armed himself if when he decided to decorate his saloon with my friend......

I am William Munny out of Missouri and I have killed women, children and just about everything that has walked or crawled across this land and I'm here to kill you little Bill.............

Actually Munny says, "He should have armed hisself." :26:

 

[cuda]

awesome movie. it took about 3 times of watching it before i got every subtle joke.

I've watched it so many times, my brother and I can do the whole movie! By far my favorite comedy!

Tim the Scorceror: There he is!
Where, behind the rabbit?
He IS the rabbbit.
You silly sot, you had us all worked up.
Sir Robin: I think I soiled my armor
King Arther: Go on Boris, lop his head off
Boris: One rabbit stew coming right up
:26:

 

[cuda]

the price is wrong..biotch

Adam Sandler to Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore! Funny as chit!

 

[cuda]

This is an ex parrot. He has expired, and gone to meet his maker This parrot is no more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

 

[FULL FORCE]

Christamas Vacation...

"Chitter was full"

Multiplicity...

"Steve, she touched my peppy.."
"Did you buy me a monkey?"

 

[seebeagle]

Austin Powers to Dr.Evil:"Dr.Evil,I used to think you were crazy but now I can see your nuts,A thank you"

 

[Bobcat]

taggart, what happened to your head ?

 

[boatme]

From one of my all time favorite movies
"Snake Pliskin? I thought you were dead"