Funny movie one liners..........

[bluellama]

The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!

 

[LaughingCat]

My younger son is named after Nicky. :sifone:

One of the best movies of all time. IMO

 

[JupiterSunsation]

Tommy Boy.....David Spade........Take off that itchy robe oh thats right, nobody's looking, its naughty time.....speaking of nobody's lookin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzYKIpmPOOs

 

[JupiterSunsation]

Shooter.......Levon Helm
It would have been a bad job to take.....that is how a conspiracy works, them boys on the grassy knoll were dead within three hours buried in the desert.....

You know this for sure?

I still got the shovel....................

 

[03darkshadow]

From the movie Anchorman..

Brick.. I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT.

Brick... I stabbed a man.

and this made me laugh my ass off

"Years later a doctor will tell me i have an IQ of 48 and am what some people would call mentally retarded"

"uhh yeah i ate a big red candle"

 

[Tommy Gun]

"I'll only put it half way in...."

from an amatuer video; unforunately my 8mm projector doesn't work anymore.

 

[Edward R. Cozzi]

One of my personal favorites from Caddyshack: "Hey Schmellz, my dinghy's bigger than your whole boat".

 

[seebeagle]

from Johnny Dangerously;You bunch of farging icewhole bastages,sum of botching cork suckers

 

[seebeagle]

Smokey and the Bandit;"Snowman,by the time you get that dog back in the truck,you can put the hammer down cause that smokey would have already gone by you"

 

[seebeagle]

Liar,Liar: "I'm on my knee's in a $900.00 suit"

 

[stecz20]

Who the fu ck cares? I'll dig the fuc kin' hole. I don't give a fu ck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuc kin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

 

[stecz20]

I thought he'd never shut the fu ck up.

 

[cuda]

From Talladega Nights:

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Chip, I'll be on you like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.

 

[boatme]

Crying? There's no crying in basball!

 

[boatme]

Badges, we dont need no stinking badges

 

[Wrinkleface]

I thought he'd never shut the fu ck up.

We wish U would!!!!!!:26::seeya:

 

[Offshoredrillin]

"Dieing ain't much of a livin"

 

[DonziGirl]

We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.


Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Connor: You don't ****in' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' ****? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ****in' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. This is a rope right here.

 

[Tony]

Cant belive no one has quoted one of the greatest movies of all time. :ack2:

 

[tunnelvision69]

you got a phukin problem??