Funny movie one liners..........

[cigdaze]

What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

 

[cigdaze]

What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Ya.
Wow, that's messed up.

 

[cigdaze]

Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

 

[DonziGirl]

Did you get the memo about the TPS reports?

 

[cigdaze]

Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Yeah. Did you get that memo?

 

[wantingmore]

Ah...Office Space...an instant classic

Here's one..

Dang, that was lucky. Darn near lost a $400 hand cart.

 

[wantingmore]

That uppity n!gger went and hit me upside the head with a shovel. I sure would appreciate it if you would find it in your heart for you to hang him up by his neck until he was dead.

 

[Bobcat]

taggart, what happened to your head ?

That uppity n!gger went and hit me upside the head with a shovel. I sure would appreciate it if you would find it in your heart for you to hang him up by his neck until he was dead.

:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

get me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper

Bankrobbery ? thats baby s h i t compared to what this guy did

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Those are llamas, dude... no dude, they're ostriches...

 

[JJ Apache]

"Ooh! Your buds are getting so big, I'm gonna have to get you a training bra."
Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams. :smilielol5:

 

[seebeagle]

"Are you ok"?
"Physically,yes psycologically,no"

 

[JJ Apache]

"The surest way to make 'em bleed is bust their ass and steal their weed."
Sargent Sadanko.............(hard hat, Hard Hat...Lard ass, Lard Ass)

 

[DonziGirl]

I just shot a guy with a flare gun!




A Panama? No! No Panama!

 

[JupiterSunsation]

Ever come across someone you shouldn't of fvcked with.........that's me...... Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino.......GREAT MOVIE, saw it last weekend.

 

[FormulaOne]

I just shot a guy with a flare gun!




A Panama? No! No Panama!

ha ha...Sahara! (sp?)

Bonus question.....What kind of boat was it??

 

[Scarab KV]

get me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper

Bankrobbery ? thats baby s h i t compared to what this guy did

lol...the great one

 

[Expensive Date]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYoYPJ5uwFg

I just never seen a grit before

 

[DonziGirl]

ha ha...Sahara! (sp?)

Bonus question.....What kind of boat was it??

a Hunton

 

[Bobcat]

Hey boy....let me talk to the Sheriff !

I'm the Sheriff

You seemed much taller on the radio!
(aside to junior) what the hell's this country comin to !