Funny movie one liners..........

[Seafordguy]

Dumb and Dumber.

I thought the Rockies would be a lot Rockier - that John Denver is full of ****.....

I laughed so hard the first time I heard that...

 

[cigdaze]

A few from Idiocracy.

My first wife was tarded- shes a pilot now.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Go away, Im bait'n

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

I'm not guilty!
That's not what the other lawyer said.

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

[Obama:] Sht. I know sht's bad right now, with all that starving bullsht, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

There was a time when reading wasn't just for f@gs.

Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"

 

[phragle]

phuck you, you phuckin, phuck

blue velvet

 

[Tony]

I was already in prison, that guy sat on my head and everything. WHAP! your in the wrong line Dumbass.

 

[clayinaustin]

RR worker: They told me you was hung!!
Sherriff: And they'd be right.

Blazing Saddles!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Mongo just pawn in the game of life...

It's true! It's true!

Sampeding Cattle, through the Vatican, kinky, I like it...

Blazing Saddles indeed... That movie kills me. There isn't a part of it that's not funny.

 

[Boss252]

Tommy Boy

"I could get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."

"Ever since I was a little kid, you people have been like a family to me. Louis, we built our first fort together. And Danny, remember when we used to burn ants with a magnifying glass? R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter, for crying out loud. Rob, you were there."

 

[DonziGirl]

Hackers (love that movie! yes I know it's old)

Kate Libby: Never send a boy to do a woman's job.

Cereal Killer: Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.

Finding Nemo
Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory: Sorry.

Dory: I saw a boat.

Marlin: I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish . They're delay fish.

 

[LaughingCat]

Nicky Santoro: [voice-over] A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f'in night.

 

[DollaBill]

Nicky Santoro: [voice-over] A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f'in night.

My younger son is named after Nicky. :sifone:

 

[phragle]

Heathers......... this movie had some classics



I think you can. Moby Dick is dunked. The white whale drank some bad plankton and splashed through a coffee table and now it's your turn to take the helm.


Oh, don't worry. I'll ask you to do me a favor. That will be one you'll enjoy. Then you'll get the negatives and everything back then. But in the meantime... strength. Here's a little gift.

You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

The extreme always seems to make an impression

Holy Mary who art in Heaven pray for us sinners... so we don't get caught

Dear Diary, my teen-angst bull**** now has a body count

Well, **** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings.

It'd be so righteous to be in a Veronica Sawyer/Heather Chandler sandwich

Oh, hell yes. I wanna set a Heather on my Johnson and just start spinnin' her around like a goddamn pinwheel

 

[bluellama]

RR worker: They told me you was hung!!
Sherriff: And they'd be right.

Blazing Saddles ...... :sifone:

Edit:
Damn Clay beat me to it, should have read page 2 .....

 

[bluellama]

I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself thrust into the middle of vicious cockfight.

 

[stecz20]

"Fu ck me, FOCK YOU"!!!!!! ill remeber the movie....lol

 

[bluellama]

F#ckin Chrysler plant, here I come .....

 

[bluellama]

Ever been to the Palm Isle, F@cked a barmaid there once. Nipples like little rocks ....

 

[jhenrie]

Ever f#ck a fat guy in a overcoat?

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

She was an underwater specialist, wearing a see through wet suit...

You'd better get that kid a haircut or he'll have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson!

Hey Hannerhan! Suzanne sucks p*ssy! She's a lesbian! I know...

 

[bluellama]

This is a very deep cut....

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

What with the trial, the litigation, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him... this is more than most 21 year olds have endured...

Ogel-torp...