Funny movie one liners..........

[JupiterSunsation]

Chip, I'll be on you like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.

Classic!

 

[JupiterSunsation]

I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast....
When I get a Ferrari its.....out the door....
Ask anyone about Freddie Bisco...

 

[Magic Medicine]

Im your huckle berry.
I am sufferin from a Hang over.

I'm going go get the papers, get the papers.

 

[phragle]

Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Sh*t seven years of college down the drain!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Shut the F*CK up Donny!!!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

 

[Perlmudder]

i feel the need,... the neeeeed for speeed!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

OK, just one more for now...

Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.

 

[clayinaustin]

Crying? There's no crying in basball!

Tom Hanks in A Leauge of Their Own

Badges, we dont need no stinking badges

Some mexican in Blazing Saddles

"Dieing ain't much of a livin"

Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josie Wales

What do I win?

 

[dwtinc]

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan. Did you tell her you love her before or after you came? Never tell them after.

 

[JupiterSunsation]

You just shot an unarmed man..........

Your friend should have armed himself if when he decided to decorate his saloon with my friend......

I am William Munny out of Missouri and I have killed women, children and just about everything that has walked or crawled across this land and I'm here to kill you little Bill.............

 

[cigdaze]

English, Motherfvcker! Do you speak it?!

 

[DonziGirl]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

 

[clayinaustin]

You just shot an unarmed man..........

Your friend should have armed himself if when he decided to decorate his saloon with my friend......

I am William Munny out of Missouri and I have killed women, children and just about everything that has walked or crawled across this land and I'm here to kill you little Bill.............

Clint Eastwood - Unforgiven

 

[clayinaustin]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Monty Python's Holy Grail

 

[03darkshadow]

Monty Python's Holy Grail

awesome movie. it took about 3 times of watching it before i got every subtle joke.

 

[phragle]

the price is wrong..biotch

 

[bluellama]

"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

"Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
"No ****ing ****, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

 

[DonziGirl]

"Have fun storming the castle boys!"
"Think they'll succeed?"
"It'd take a miracle".