PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Buoy]

I am alive! Wow, what a night to remember (or forget). Had several too many shots! Story goes that I got thrown out of the bar I was at, which is fine, didn't like that place anyway. I was hanging out with one of the local cops (who was off duty)...she (yes the off duty officer was a chick with big cans) took me back to my place after I was kicked out and for some reason I thought I was being arrested! Then I realized that you can't access SOS from jail so I went to the fridge and grabbed another beer and we partied until about 5 in the morning. All in all I would say it was a pretty good night!

There is more to this story... I'm sure.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Avast ye scurvey dogs! This post has been commondeered by Captain morgan!

 

[sellsman11]

Had a beer with Tommy Gun today. He has a wrist injury. Blames it on GOLF??!!!!.....anyways...switched from beers to Riesling. PUI....PUI....PUI!!!:26::26:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

What is reisling!? Is that like a baby Reise?

 

[Buoy]

What is reisling!? Is that like a baby Reise?

He may have meant reese's.
Peanut butter and chocolate
Good!
:26:

 

[Tommy Gun]

Shine Boy

 

[Bobcat]

"that biotch was crazy fast" he said, and a line of spittle foamed up on his lower lip and he rasped while he talked, I was trying not to heave when I shot him........

 

[HiZ]

This is my first time and I am going to make all the posts in this place say

Today 12:36 AM
by HiZ

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Arrrgh! The captain has returned!

 

[Tommy Gun]

Had a beer with Tommy Gun today. He has a wrist injury. Blames it on GOLF??!!!!.....anyways...switched from beers to Riesling. PUI....PUI....PUI!!!:26::26:

What is reisling!? Is that like a baby Reise?


Riesling is a white grape variety which originates in the Rhine region of Germany. Riesling is an aromatic grape variety displaying flowery, almost perfumed, aromas as well as high acidity. It is used to make dry, semi-sweet, sweet and sparkling white wines. Riesling wines are usually consumed by those with a feminine tilt.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Yeah... that's at least sort of what I was getting at... Don't tell me about your "crazy night" drinking white whine unless you finish the story "and then I woke up with a cock in my mouth!" Ha ha ha!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Yeah... that's at least sort of what I was getting at... Don't tell me about your "crazy night" drinking white whine unless you finish the story "and then I woke up with a cock in my mouth!" Ha ha ha!

But hey, at least I didn't say "p!ss"! :sifone:

 

[Trim'd Up]

Hurt my knee yesterday or the day, and I am fixing it with Tequilla.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Off to Hoagies. Any special requests? I'm still burping all the captain and monster I had for lunch.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Well ok, then I will drink more draft beer and jaeger!

They're playing Bang on the Drum or whatever the F that song is called. Its fitting although it would be better if it was "hookers" instead of "on the drum"

 

[Trim'd Up]

I'm sure you can find some hookers to bang on.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

But its really more of a philisophical thing!

Anyhow, going to a local church carnival to get loaded and hear an irish band with the Pool Whore. Its nice to be catholic sometimes!

:reddevil:

 

[sellsman11]

What is reisling!? Is that like a baby Reise?


Riesling is a white grape variety which originates in the Rhine region of Germany. Riesling is an aromatic grape variety displaying flowery, almost perfumed, aromas as well as high acidity. It is used to make dry, semi-sweet, sweet and sparkling white wines. Riesling wines are usually consumed by those with a feminine tilt.

OK....I can see right away that I'm in over my head on the wine thing. :boxing_smiley:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Couldn't find parking. Went to a bar. Sometimes its a pain in the ass to be catholic! :reddevil: