PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[fund razor]

Present and accounted for, with guns in the house.:USA:

A gun safe is a wonderful thing.

 

[Tony]

yes they are. Donzi is trying to get me in the mood for spearfishing in a few months by forcing me to watch into the blkue. Jesssica alba is hot, that other dude is a douchebag.

 

[Trim'd Up]

yes they are. Donzi is trying to get me in the mood for spearfishing in a few months by forcing me to watch into the blkue. Jesssica alba is hot, that other dude is a douchebag.

She is hot! Took me a minutre to undertand waht movie you were talking aobut. When she is fighting the guy in the water she shows full nipple when she swims to the suface. Just need to hit the slwo mo:sifone:

 

[sellsman11]

She is hot! Took me a minutre to undertand waht movie you were talking aobut. When she is fighting the guy in the water she shows full nipple when she swims to the suface. Just need to hit the slwo mo:sifone:

I like this guy!!:sifone::sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

I like this guy!!:sifone::sifone:

he is our version of "Holladay" (oops, ball hit me in a bad spot......the glove) sorry Chad !:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

Speaking my language now!!!
The Beast light and me have been friends now for over ten years.

Bobcat, I'm literally scraping together pennies trying to make it to KW this Nov.
Are you gonna have some sofa/porch/sidewalk space for me to crash?
I'll probably only be in town Thurs/Fri if it actually happens.
If I can find something to roll-up as a pillow, and a cooler or fridge to keep beer cold I'm good. Maybe a shower in the morning (or maybe not), and some cold water to drink before the beer.
So, do you have me covered there buddy?

working on it...I couldn't answer before cuz i was sober:sifone:

 

[Buoy]

working on it...I couldn't answer before cuz i was sober:sifone:

Thanks buddy.
This is going to be dependent on a slight expected windfall.
But Damn't , I really don't want to miss this year.

 

[fund razor]

Can we get a section called "Driving under the influence?"

There seems to be a demand for it.

 

[phragle]

Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers

Swerving through the street
Drunk as fu ck
Searching for a open store
I think I'm out of luck
Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol

Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down

Can't find any beer
It's way past two
There's just one thing
we can do

Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Drive her face out of town

Drunk drivers against mad mothers

 

[Trim'd Up]

he is our version of "Holladay" (oops, ball hit me in a bad spot......the glove) sorry Chad !:sifone:

:cuss::cuss:How are the Cubs doing this postseason?:sifone:

Whew! I was drunk last night.:ack2:

 

[Tommy Gun]

I need to start a thread "To drunk to post"...awoke this a.m. still wasted after too many Jaegers last eve....

 

[MacGyver]

Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers

Swerving through the street
Drunk as fu ck
Searching for a open store
I think I'm out of luck
Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol

Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down

Can't find any beer
It's way past two
There's just one thing
we can do

Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Drive her face out of town

Drunk drivers against mad mothers

My cousin was killed by a drunk driver :leaving:

 

[Tony]

So I offered the strippers at the bar a spot on the boat and all they had to do was some SERIOUS modeling.......I think they thought I was joking.

 

[Buoy]

So I offered the strippers at the bar a spot on the boat and all they had to do was some SERIOUS modeling.......I think they thought I was joking.

Are you sure you'd want to see them in natural lighting?

 

[Tony]

F'in skank never called, I'm heartbroken. Tonight I will cry myself to sleep.

 

[Buoy]

F'in skank never called, I'm heartbroken. Tonight I will cry myself to sleep.

Go back to the club with a fistful of singles - she'll come around.

(can you still get away with singles in a strip club?? It's been so many years since I've been in one I may be out of date).

 

[Bobcat]

Thanks buddy.
This is going to be dependent on a slight expected windfall.
But Damn't , I really don't want to miss this year.

It'll be tight , but I'll make room:sifone:

 

[Gladhe8er]

Go back to the club with a fistful of singles - she'll come around.

(can you still get away with singles in a strip club?? It's been so many years since I've been in one I may be out of date).

Singles worked wonderfully for me the last time I went not too long ago!:willy_nilly:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Enjoying the curative powers of spiced rum and chili cheese foods... Aaaaaah!


:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I've just forced the bar to start playing the Hip, off my iPod.