PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[MattBMiller]

I found a parking spot in my garage and a bunch of vodka in my cabinet

 

[MattBMiller]

and some red bull in my fridge

 

[Buoy]

I found a parking spot in my garage and a bunch of vodka in my cabinet

You may have been lucky to find the parking spot - not that there weren't any, just that you actually found one and pulled in.
Vodka is the bonus for a successful drive home!

 

[Gladhe8er]

Just got home from the strip club. Why am I in love with girls name lucky, Nancy and devine? Yup, thats right because I am dumb enough to give these whores $180 in cash. I told them I may go back tomorrow to eff them. they told me to come on by...

 

[Gladhe8er]

hey, BTW, I just talked to big time and he broke his record at the half mile ranch in lake luzerne. record was 18 beers at on sitting. he drank 23 tonight. holler!

 

[Buoy]

hey, BTW, I just talked to big time and he broke his record at the half mile ranch in lake luzerne. record was 18 beers at on sitting. he drank 23 tonight. holler!

lightweight.

 

[Bobcat]

no sh*t I drink that many before I go out:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

football is a lot more fun on Sundays when you do not give a sh*t about any of the teams

 

[Buoy]

football is a lot more fun on Sundays when you do not give a sh*t about any of the teams

I'll have to contemplate this.
I don't give a sh*t about any of the teams anyway.

 

[Bobcat]

shouldn't you be working on the boat........:sifone:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

If I didn't have a pill log....I would be looking for a refill.


Ding ding its time again

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Thats right there workin.

11,666:reddevil:


Southpark freak show muted.

Making up my own dialog as I watch

It must be time to log out

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Gotta love a waitress that apologizes for forgetting to pour you a double by brining two more doubles...

5 is going to come very early tomorrow!

 

[25 hors la loi]

Ok , since i am here to practice my english .... and at work we know how to do very good beer (Molson Of course)....i taste it tonight to verify the quality ...and i can assume i am under pui :sifone:

see you in KW

 

[Bobcat]

lose the Molson Christian......it is now owned by SAB (south african breweries) time you tried the beast....

 

[Buoy]

lose the Molson Christian......it is now owned by SAB (south african breweries) time you tried the beast....

Speaking my language now!!!
The Beast light and me have been friends now for over ten years.

Bobcat, I'm literally scraping together pennies trying to make it to KW this Nov.
Are you gonna have some sofa/porch/sidewalk space for me to crash?
I'll probably only be in town Thurs/Fri if it actually happens.
If I can find something to roll-up as a pillow, and a cooler or fridge to keep beer cold I'm good. Maybe a shower in the morning (or maybe not), and some cold water to drink before the beer.
So, do you have me covered there buddy?

 

[Gladhe8er]

I drank Beast in college. I enjoy one every now and then these days.

 

[fund razor]

Hello.

 

[Tony]

Present and accounted for, with guns in the house.:USA:

 

[fund razor]

Yeah, I just lost an hour on that dam Obama thread.

But, by cutting and pasting... I was able to fit in a movie, a few more drinks... and dinner.