PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

I should not have eaten that second bag of chipotle peanuts...... I might want to wear a diaper to bed tonight.......strange rumblings ........ uh oh.......
 
Out of gin and onto rum. Just reenacted the maraige counselor scene with my wife... Good stuff. Anyone hear whether bigtime suffered any lingering consequences from smuggling his blackberry into jail ala Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction?
 
Sean, it looks like it's just me and you here tonight.
I didn't get home from work until 10:00, so I'm still working on buzz - getting close though.
 
Out of gin and onto rum. Just reenacted the maraige counselor scene with my wife... Good stuff. Anyone hear whether bigtime suffered any lingering consequences from smuggling his blackberry into jail ala Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction?

the blackberry is slightly larger:ack2:
 
Pete. I just got thrown jhail...dide, bail me out/ I that huy ay yhr door swung at tme

I'[mm ogint to jialt

I dude, I git ****ed up bad

I'm in hjail

I got beat u bad

Copes r here

bai;e me oit

I just got arrsted

Pete, i am am jail

Im injail, this okace sucjerd

bob, bob bob i wan t tu u nty r9ung

bonb bonb bonb i wat uo in mybroin, well sped the nigh toi togtherb hoahhaahn o ****

my elbow hutrts

WOW Dude....

I'm gonna skip the BC-Wake game to come bail you out. Hold on 2 minutes...

Someone had a really, really bad night.

Any updates?
 
Tecate n hot sauce warmup, now what to drink with dinner... Going to a prime rib joint. What's that you say gin *drink me* well, if you insist...
 
Sunday, football, Vikes winning til the 4th quarter, when lo and behold 8 obnoxious SFers come into Durty harry's and start talking sh*t, then Brett Farve throws a TD with 2 seconds left and the Vikes win....then as I was walking home three drunk azz coasties just back from the gulf accost me for a cheap cigar(which I have an abundant supply) and we had another beer and shot the sh*t for a while, now i am home and eyeballing the BEAM !!!!!!great fuggin day!!!!:sifone:
 
Someone had a really, really bad night.

Any updates?

My brother(Big Time) was talking a bunch of junk. I guess he did take on 4 bouncers though and was really jacked up about that one. I was on the loose in Boston last night and probably could have posted some simliar nonsense. Lucky for me I leave the blackberry at home:cheers2:
 
I am alive! Wow, what a night to remember (or forget). Had several too many shots! Story goes that I got thrown out of the bar I was at, which is fine, didn't like that place anyway. I was hanging out with one of the local cops (who was off duty)...she (yes the off duty officer was a chick with big cans) took me back to my place after I was kicked out and for some reason I thought I was being arrested! Then I realized that you can't access SOS from jail so I went to the fridge and grabbed another beer and we partied until about 5 in the morning. All in all I would say it was a pretty good night!
 
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