MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,941 (480): A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
(480): A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,942 (337): I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
(337): I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,943 (516): the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
(516): the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,944 (925): Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
(925): Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,945 (978): i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,946 (406): To say he's a good **** is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
(406): To say he's a good **** is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,947 (951): At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,948 (845): we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,949 (931): I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
MacGyver Charter Member Dec 19, 2010 #1,950 (330): Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
(330): Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude! Sweet! Charter Member Dec 20, 2010 #1,951 MacGyver said: (480): A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it. Click to expand... This dude is in for a RUDE awakening when he leaves the acedemic world!
MacGyver said: (480): A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it. Click to expand... This dude is in for a RUDE awakening when he leaves the acedemic world!
