Texts From Last Night

[jayboat]

(989):

i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

 

[hotjava66]

(989):

i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

yikes, from my area code

 

[Wrinkleface]

yikes, from my area code

Damn Michiganders!!!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[DollaBill]

(989):

i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

Isn't Stecz 989? Just sayin

 

[phragle]

isn't stecz 989? Just sayin

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[DollaBill]

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(work with me here Rob)

 

[Wrinkleface]

(work with me here Rob)

Yeah, he's 2 FK'n SERIOUS isn't he!!!!:smash:

 

[jayboat]

(508):

I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?

 

[jayboat]

(803):

Why am I in a dog kennel?

(1-803):

It was for your own safety

 

[jayboat]

(512):

someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP

 

[jayboat]

phraggy???

(961):

I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit

 

[phragle]

Nah, would have been Captain...

 

[LaughingCat]

(803):

Why am I in a dog kennel?

(1-803):

It was for your own safety

That's fuuuuuuuny right thar!

 

[Davidmnc]

Nah, would have been Captain...

I disagree. They would never waste Captain that way!

 

[jayboat]

(256):

Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.

 

[jayboat]

:sifone812):

We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

 

[jayboat]

(518):

I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth

 

[jayboat]

(814):

dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.

 

[jayboat]

(706):

I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre sh!tfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.

 

[jayboat]

(715):

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later