MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #721 (847): so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
(847): so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #722 (256): Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a ***** (puzzy) guarantee.
(256): Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a ***** (puzzy) guarantee.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #723 (517): Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
(517): Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #725 (401): My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #726 (215): There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
(215): There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #727 (603): he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #729 (305): he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
(305): he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #731 (951): There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
(951): There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #732 (303): Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
(303): Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #733 (785): Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
(785): Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #734 (410): He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #735 (254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #736 (609): ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
(609): ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #737 (989): Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
(989): Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #738 (901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
(901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #739 (713): Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #740 (973): how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
