personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

[ILMORdude]

Or Shut the f*ck up usually works well with, well anything..........

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

One of my favorite things to say to my employees... "How can you tell them you don't know the answer?! You're getting paid to be THE experts..." Usually prefaced or followed by a slap to my forehead and a protracted sigh...

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Or Shut the f*ck up usually works well with, well anything..........

Especially if you yell "Shut the f*ck up, Donnie!!" right dude?

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Another favorite (from when I coached rugby) "You only have 80 minutes to give everything you have, but you have the rest of your life to look back and regret that you didn't."

 

[Ratickle]

Roll me over when you're done sweetheart, I hate to sleep on my back.

 

[Ratickle]

Kissyou? I shouldn't even be F--kin you......:sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

Looks like the new and improved is only the new......

 

[Tommy Gun]

The more arguments you win, the less friends you have.

It is what it is.

Don't spend what you haven't earned.

Liberals suck.

 

[Ratickle]

And, of course, my sig line....

 

[Bobcat]

" lets show theses punks how we do things downtown"

 

[seebeagle]

That's Sh*tacular

 

[Tommy Gun]

You can't fix stupid.

 

[Uncle Dave]

Show me a good loser and Ill show you a loser.

Uncle Dave

 

[BY U BOY]

is a frogs azz water tight

thank you phuckin captain obvious

that was like watching 2 retards hump a door knob:sifone:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

You only get one chance to get it right the first time.

 

[buck]

She's got a butt on her like a ten year old boy.

I've stepped over better than you to jack off.

If you were shootin for chit you wouldn't get stink.

He couldn't wipe his ass if it wasn't a natural act.

He couldn't grab his ass with both hands.

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out a low flying horse.

It sucks being me but someone has to do it.

You caught me at a bad time, my give-a-chit meter is broke.

I'd do her so many ways she's bound to like one of 'em.

In my defense, I'll have to say I was drunk.

That's all I have for now. I have a few hundred more I'll post as they come to me.

Buck

 

[phragle]

sharp as a marble he is, definitly a true master of the obvious, nothing gets by him.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Like a monkey trying to f*ck a football...

Couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

"Excuse me, you're stepping on my dick" (I grew up on a farm, I have personal space issues...)

 

[mosi]

to the kids.....
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......RULE #1-----------Your Father is always right.


......RULE #2-----------Your Father is never wrong.



......RULE #3-----------When in doubt of RULE #1.....See RULE #2.







-------------"CASE CLOSED"








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[mosi]

"I deal in facts and facts only....If I tell you a cow sh!ts eggs.......you get the frying pan!!!!"