Those who know me well know that my luck is about the same as Gino's. After one particular stupid mishap a friend tells me "Your the only guy I know who can walk outside in a rainstorm of pu$$y and get hit with the only falling penis".
Good one me and my boss use towards the retarded $hit co-workers ask us is to just say
"I know right" really obnoxious. Try it to someone, its a winner!