personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

[rainmn]

My favorite is Frank Sinatra's:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

 

[RedDog382]

First rule of drinking:

"Don't let the ice melt ..."

 

[RedDog382]

The problem with older women:

Their skin doesn't fit right ...

 

[Boss252]

Something is not Kosher in the pickle plant

 

[Wrinkleface]

Complacency is the root of decay.

Don't know about that but in my profession, there can B decay on a root!!!!!!!:26:

 

[Wrinkleface]

The problem with older women:

Their skin doesn't fit right ...

Talk 2 George about that Bubba!!!!:26:

 

[Tony]

Does a bear sheet in the woods?!

I used to use that one a lot.

Those who know me well know that my luck is about the same as Gino's. After one particular stupid mishap a friend tells me "Your the only guy I know who can walk outside in a rainstorm of pu$$y and get hit with the only falling penis".

 

[ThrottleUp Props]

One of my favorites:

"That's how we roll around here"!

Julie

 

[gerritm]

What I used to be able to do all night...takes me all night to do.

My wife's favorite: "Always remember.
What's yours is mine.
What's mine is mine.
And what's our's is mine."

 

[Cash Bar]

To all the younger women I meet(and some of the older ones):

I'm too old to pitch bullsh!t.... and too old to put up with bullsh!t.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

"Could be worse..."
"Quantity has a quality unto itself."
"Too much of everything is just enough."

 

[t500hps]

when a girl flashes......"that really looks good on you"

 

[insanity]

"Party naked!"
"Stroke it don't choke it"

 

[03darkshadow]

git-er-done

or "f**k yeah bi**hes"

or "hey, watch this" :rofl:

 

[Davidmnc]

Nice!

It is what it is

**** it!

 

[cigdaze]

Show us your tits!

Forgot about that one! :26:

 

[Tony]

"This is gonna be fukin awesome"

usually followed by "hold my beer"

 

[phragle]

Details.............

 

[ILMORdude]

My shoes cost more than your house.......Wooooooooooooooooo

Any ideas who said that?

 

[ILMORdude]

Good one me and my boss use towards the retarded $hit co-workers ask us is to just say
"I know right" really obnoxious. Try it to someone, its a winner!