Personal Boating Disasters

Last lesbian I went on a date with had a beaver that went up to her belly button... I had to imagine me having sex to stay in the mood... :D

I'm going to get my dad to send me some pictures of the melted brass props from our burned up '64 Chris when I get a chance...

what do you call a lesbian with big fingers?












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well endowed!!:26:
 
Not a disaster but sure could have been. My first boat was a 24' Checkmate, towed it 150 miles to a lake in Michigan. The second day we were their after we launched the boat we notice that one of the leaf springs on the trailer was complete broke, the axel was flapping in the wind. Could have been really ugly had it happened at high way speeds. I was able to get a spring from a local store and fix the trailer. Glad someone was sitting on my shoulder that day.
 
I thought those 6 drives were on a flat bottom TG from a thread I seem to recall??

Could be wrong though

I would not bet my life on it but the ones you are looking at in those pictures were on a quad step OL. The Cig had Konrads on it and I think the other boat had Bravo's.
 
I would not bet my life on it but the ones you are looking at in those pictures were on a quad step OL. The Cig had Konrads on it and I think the other boat had Bravo's.

Either way, that is more money in melted drives than my boat is worth....sad..
 
Mild hurricane that packed a huge storm surge. Jordan Point in VA....100 miles inland (this is the marina Jammin on the James starts at). Most of the boats were put on shore...others left in slips. It didn't matter, every boat in the marina was destroyed!
 

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This one sucked for a few guys. There are a few boats in these pics. but it is very hard to tell.

Duuuude! are those numbers 6's in the middle picture. Holy crap

I posted this before reading the rest of the thread. Still want credit for identifying the drives before someone said it.
 
I used to pull the Fever with a full size Blazer a few yrs back (scary enough). Almost up to the lake and were pulling up to a traffic light I hear a weird scraping noise....pull away from the light....gone.

Half a mile up the road at about 50mph the left rear of the truck drops down on the pavement scaping like h ell and we get passed by the rear wheel!!!!.....it bounces wildly into the bull rushes on the other side of the road......I ease off the brakes and slowly inch off onto the shoulder and come to a stop in one piece left rear all digging in the dirt.....I no more than get stopped and a big pack of Rolex Harley riders come by going the other way:eek: ......could have been Sunday morning bowling!.......big traffic jam ensues both ways on this two laner.....people gawking, making comments, the works.....

Called the owner of the Marina we launch at, he comes down with a yard truck and a jack-all and picks up the boat.....calls his buddy with a tow truck to pick up my truck and take it to Cdn Tire which is open on Sunday's .......we notice the left front wheel is loose as chit too but the two right side wheels are tight.....hmmmmmm

The guy at the garage replaces all the beat up studs on the wheel and Im on my way in 1.5 hrs.....we got a late start but we got on the water!

I think what happened was......I had a mint set of stock aluminum wheels and fresh AT T/a's on that truck......when parked, the left side of the truck was parked next to the hedge.....I think someone got scared off when trying to lift them
 
I used to pull the Fever with a full size Blazer a few yrs back (scary enough). Almost up to the lake and were pulling up to a traffic light I hear a weird scraping noise....pull away from the light....gone.

Half a mile up the road at about 50mph the left rear of the truck drops down on the pavement scaping like h ell and we get passed by the rear wheel!!!!.....it bounces wildly into the bull rushes on the other side of the road......I ease off the brakes and slowly inch off onto the shoulder and come to a stop in one piece left rear all digging in the dirt.....I no more than get stopped and a big pack of Rolex Harley riders come by going the other way:eek: ......could have been Sunday morning bowling!.......big traffic jam ensues both ways on this two laner.....people gawking, making comments, the works.....

Called the owner of the Marina we launch at, he comes down with a yard truck and a jack-all and picks up the boat.....calls his buddy with a tow truck to pick up my truck and take it to Cdn Tire which is open on Sunday's .......we notice the left front wheel is loose as chit too but the two right side wheels are tight.....hmmmmmm

The guy at the garage replaces all the beat up studs on the wheel and Im on my way in 1.5 hrs.....we got a late start but we got on the water!

I think what happened was......I had a mint set of stock aluminum wheels and fresh AT T/a's on that truck......when parked, the left side of the truck was parked next to the hedge.....I think someone got scared off when trying to lift them

we had a similar thing happen to my moms suburban when we were in buffalo. front driver side wheel came off and ran for about 500 feet. scared the chit outa me!
 
GLH, your avatar is killing me.
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