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Offshore boater shops for power washer:

OB: "Looking for a power washer."
Salesman: "Are you thinking electric or gas."
OB: "Oh, gas for sure."
Salesman: "How many PSI?"
OB: "A lot. Like hundreds."
Salesman: "The good ones are around 3000PSI."
OB: "I see. My needs require something in the 5000 range."
Salesman: "We sell the ones around 3000PSI."
OB: "No problem. Bob Madera will cut me a cam."
Salesman: "I think the cam is pretty much ok."
OB: "You sound like a guy with reversion to me."
Salesman: "How about this one here."
OB: "There's no billet. That's ok. I see some parts that can come off and be replaced with parts that may not fit quite as well, but will be billet."
Salesman: "This is the biggest one, right here."
OB: "I like this one. It will look good in an eleven color paint job."
Salesman: "Anything else?"
OB: "Well, this is the west coast, I'm going to need a trailer for it, and the wheels will need to match. We can have them made from billet."
Salesman: "Are you going to name it?"
OB: "Yes, I am thinking Pump of the Nation."
 
National Mushroom Festival today in Boyne City. They take bus loads of people to Boyne Falls and let them hunt. Then bring them back and count the shrooms. Always wondered why it wasn't called Boyne Falls national Mushroom Festival?lol
 
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