Offshore boater shops for power washer:
OB: "Looking for a power washer."
Salesman: "Are you thinking electric or gas."
OB: "Oh, gas for sure."
Salesman: "How many PSI?"
OB: "A lot. Like hundreds."
Salesman: "The good ones are around 3000PSI."
OB: "I see. My needs require something in the 5000 range."
Salesman: "We sell the ones around 3000PSI."
OB: "No problem. Bob Madera will cut me a cam."
Salesman: "I think the cam is pretty much ok."
OB: "You sound like a guy with reversion to me."
Salesman: "How about this one here."
OB: "There's no billet. That's ok. I see some parts that can come off and be replaced with parts that may not fit quite as well, but will be billet."
Salesman: "This is the biggest one, right here."
OB: "I like this one. It will look good in an eleven color paint job."
Salesman: "Anything else?"
OB: "Well, this is the west coast, I'm going to need a trailer for it, and the wheels will need to match. We can have them made from billet."
Salesman: "Are you going to name it?"
OB: "Yes, I am thinking Pump of the Nation."