Guillotine Toilets

Speaking of evil vortices, I was in a public restroom yesterday using the stall. Being the polite guy that I am, I employed a "courtesy flush". Little did I know I was sitting on one of those max-power, high-velocity toilets. It was startling yet mildly refreshing- and oddly refreshing, all at the same time.

Sitting down has its perils too.

lmao :sifone:
 
They're cutting out the middleman and putting that "food" where it belongs at the outset.

Anyone ever do the courtesy flush and have the toilet overflow on them?
 
why . . . why . . . . why oh why do i keep checking on this thread? . . . . being sucked into its evil whirling vortex . . . :ack2:

hehehe....
It's like a train wreck, you can't help but look.

Anyone ever do the courtesy flush and have the toilet overflow on them?

Toilet at the hotel started overflowing last night, I had to get up at 4:30 to leave, so I didn't want to call down and deal with a maintenance guy, so I didn't get my normal 15 mins to wake-up, while still being "productive" with my time.
Waited until I got to the airport. I really don't like using a public restroom for this kind of business, but, I had little choice.
Realize when I'm done, that someone before me shredded the butt tape to only half the normal width, and couldn't get it to unravel the full width of the roll. This was interesting...
 
Realize when I'm done, that someone before me shredded the butt tape to only half the normal width, and couldn't get it to unravel the full width of the roll. This was interesting...

We really don't want to hear the rest of the story.....
 
hehehe....
It's like a train wreck, you can't help but look. . . . .


couldn't someone atleast hijack this! . . . . change the subject . . . . like half of the other threads out there!?!? . . . . oh why oh whyyy!! . . . . you,ve got five (5) pages about toilets . . . . . ohhh the humanity :willy_nilly:



ya know . . . . come to think of it . . . one of the nicest public facilities i have ever had the pleasure of using is located just at the top of 76 Falls on Lake Cumberland. Single stall unit built out of brick, stainless steel and that fleckstone granite . . . . an oasis if you will . . . . Stumbled on it one time when we were beached on the south side of the falls . . . yea . . . sure . . . . i know you not supposed to stay the night there but hey, I'm not gonna try an move a sixty foot houseboat in that state i was in. aaaaany way . . . . hiked up the trail in the woods the next morning to the top of the falls and there it was . . . . no line . . . . paper dispenser full . . . . fresh lavender scent in the air . . . . .


ohhh god noooo!! . . . . see . . . .see!!! . . . . sucked in again! . . . . someone make it go away! . . . .:ack2:
 
couldn't someone atleast hijack this! . . . . change the subject . . . . like half of the other threads out there!?!? . . . . oh why oh whyyy!! . . . . you,ve got five (5) pages about toilets . . . . . ohhh the humanity :willy_nilly:



ya know . . . . come to think of it . . . one of the nicest public facilities i have ever had the pleasure of using is located just at the top of 76 Falls on Lake Cumberland. Single stall unit built out of brick, stainless steel and that fleckstone granite . . . . an oasis if you will . . . . Stumbled on it one time when we were beached on the south side of the falls . . . yea . . . sure . . . . i know you not supposed to stay the night there but hey, I'm not gonna try an move a sixty foot houseboat in that state i was in. aaaaany way . . . . hiked up the trail in the woods the next morning to the top of the falls and there it was . . . . no line . . . . paper dispenser full . . . . fresh lavender scent in the air . . . . .


ohhh god noooo!! . . . . see . . . .see!!! . . . . sucked in again! . . . . someone make it go away! . . . .:ack2:

The nicest toilet is the ladies room at the top of the Hancock building in Chicago. If you get a chance, sneak in....:)
 
Waited until I got to the airport. I really don't like using a public restroom for this kind of business, but, I had little choice.
Realize when I'm done, that someone before me shredded the butt tape to only half the normal width, and couldn't get it to unravel the full width of the roll. This was interesting...

And the rest of the story......
 

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ya know . . . . come to think of it . . . one of the nicest public facilities i have ever had the pleasure of using is located just at the top of 76 Falls on Lake Cumberland. Single stall unit built out of brick, stainless steel and that fleckstone granite . . . . an oasis if you will . . . . Stumbled on it one time when we were beached on the south side of the falls . . . yea . . . sure . . . . i know you not supposed to stay the night there but hey, I'm not gonna try an move a sixty foot houseboat in that state i was in. aaaaany way . . . . hiked up the trail in the woods the next morning to the top of the falls and there it was . . . . no line . . . . paper dispenser full . . . . fresh lavender scent in the air . . .
You had me at single stall. The brick, stainless and granite were just an added bonus.
 
Speaking of evil vortices, I was in a public restroom yesterday using the stall. Being the polite guy that I am, I employed a "courtesy flush". Little did I know I was sitting on one of those max-power, high-velocity toilets. It was startling yet mildly refreshing- and oddly refreshing, all at the same time.
If this was in France, it was designed to do that. :blush5:
 
No, Ohio Turnpike. But easily confused with France.
I knew that you wouldn't go to France anyway.

In addition to special ram jet toilets, they have those awesome shoe shiner machines and sometimes a second, gated bathroom as a back up.
 
I knew that you wouldn't go to France anyway.

In addition to special ram jet toilets, they have those awesome shoe shiner machines and sometimes a second, gated bathroom as a back up.

I'd be willing to go to France, but I'd want to bring some friends along and the French wouldn't like it.
 
Lately I'm spotting a trend- the "family bathroon". There's a "Men's", a "Ladies" and in between a "Famil".

My question is this- do we all have to be there? I mean, my son is away at college and it's a long drive to get him...
 
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