Guillotine Toilets

[ChiefApache]

Bet you say that to all the boys that.......ummm........ah, never mind:biggrinjester:

Yeah, but I was single then. :ack2:

 

[ChiefApache]

Page 4 just for you Dave! :biggrinjester:

 

[Bobcat]

Hmmm, let me see...

Me showing my buddy from CA how us notherners roll!

Printing is harder than cursive...

I think I recognize stecz's handwriting :26::26::26somebody had to ):sifone:

 

[glassdave]

Page 4 just for you Dave! :biggrinjester:

D'OH! :ack2::willy_nilly:

 

[Buoy]

oh fer christ sake . . . three pages about toilet seats? . . . . hang in there guys, spring is right around the corner

See, you were like the first reply to this, and I told you this thread had substance.
Page 4 baby:sifone:
Sean even managed to get a pic of my boat into the thread.
And I know you'll keep reading.
For the record, we did get out today and made a run up to lake Pleasant to poke around. Pretty cool going through the middle of the desert like that. Truly beautiful sights.
Also cruised through Scottsdale and the Popagos Butte park.
Very cool.

I think I recognize stecz's handwriting :26::26::26somebody had to ):sifone:

Can you tell he's a south paw??

 

[JJ Apache]

:smilielol5: I laughed


I cried


:nopity::nopity: I sympathized



arty: Still I wanted more


Funny, funny stuff.

 

[DonziGirl]

I'm still confused about women trying to pee standing up. I don't think I ever tried. How'd that work out for you Barb?

I'm still laughing though remembering the guys in college with our "guillotine toilet"

 

[ChiefApache]

I'm still confused about women trying to pee standing up. I don't think I ever tried. How'd that work out for you Barb?

I'm still laughing though remembering the guys in college with our "guillotine toilet"

Not well.

 

[Buoy]

Not well.

I'm guessing it started out well, and ended as a real... pizzer:leaving:

Not to mention, you have nothing to "shake" for those last drops.

 

[MacGyver]

oh fer christ sake . . . three pages about toilet seats? . . . . hang in there guys, spring is right around the corner

:rofl:

 

[03darkshadow]

i get the tip wet when i sit down to pee... so i have to chance it with standing up.

 

[DonziGirl]

Not well.

Good thing I never tried. I seem to remember RG saying something about standing to pee and winning a contest.

 

[BlackJack58]

The "old town" part of Scottsdale is very nice - you could spend hours just walking from shop-to-shop and bar-to-bar. Attractive women - but I swear there's not a woman over 40 who hasn't had some kind of "work" done.

The toilet seats were really rather ordinary, as I recall...

 

[Buoy]

The toilet seats were really rather ordinary, as I recall...

Yeah, well, consider being half kicked-in-the azz, and hearing the seat slam down, I needed to make sure there was no damage to the equipment.
:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

Can you tell he's a south paw??

thank you for getting that:sifone:

 

[glassdave]

why . . . why . . . . why oh why do i keep checking on this thread? . . . . being sucked into its evil whirling vortex . . . :ack2:

 

[Ratickle]

I seem to remember RG saying something about standing to pee and winning a contest.

We need more details.

 

[Chris]

Speaking of evil vortices, I was in a public restroom yesterday using the stall. Being the polite guy that I am, I employed a "courtesy flush". Little did I know I was sitting on one of those max-power, high-velocity toilets. It was startling yet mildly refreshing- and oddly refreshing, all at the same time.

Sitting down has its perils too.

 

[MacGyver]

i get the tip wet when i sit down to pee... so i have to chance it with standing up.

Either lucky or lying :sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

Either lucky or lying :sifone:

port-a-potti 's full !:26::26: