Guillotine Toilets

[Ratickle]

This reminds me. When I was in school in PA, I lived in "The [Pitt] Rugby House" in Oakland. We conceived a plan to have a "Sh*t of the Week" contest that would involve polaroid photos of the most graphic and aggregious turds each of us laid during the week. At the end of the week, we'd vote on the "Sh*t of the Week".

Ultimately, the "Sh*ts of the Week" would contest for "Sh*t of the Month" and finally culminate in crowning the "Sh*t of the Year"...

Toot-toot!

And Stecz won every year????

 

[BlackJack58]

I remember in college, a rival fraternity was preparing to have a party with one of the better sororities -- you know, the one that had the most good-looking girls. A couple days before, under the guidance of some of the older brothers, we had one of the pledges lay a huge growler into an old steel pot and then had them sneak it into the other fraternity house's kitchen about 3am, put it in their oven and turn it on LOW.

The resulting stench was incomprehensible - they tried opening the windows to air the house out the next day, but it was February, so they couldn't do it for long. A bunch of us walked by out front, laughing--I swear you could smell it all the way out by the sidewalk. Needless to say, they had to cancel their party...the place was unbearable for about a week...:reddevil:

 

[Buoy]

OK, this thread has taken a terrible left turn.
Let's get back on topic, and I don't care if the topic goes back to toilet seats, or bacon...
But, can we get away from the scat talk??
starting to push this over the edge for me...

 

[BlackJack58]

Sorry. Perhaps it is a sign this thread is running out of gas...

 

[Buoy]

Sorry. Perhaps it is a sign this thread is running out of gas...

Gas I can deal with, scat is just a little weird for me...

 

[Perlmudder]

im in the mood to go survivorman style and make a bonfire on the beach, catch a fish, get hammered and eat it!

 

[Tony]

im in the mood to go survivorman style and make a bonfire on the beach, catch a fish, get hammered and eat it!

Sewer bass?

 

[Perlmudder]

Sewer bass?

more likely the infamous lake erie green bass!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I honestly thought the Turd of the Year story was going to kill this discussion, I've got to say that I'm proud (and I say that as I whipe a tear from my eye) to see the membership step up and take this to the next level...

Sorry Tim!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

And Stecz won every year????

Yes, but strangely, he didn't win with a photo of his turd, he won with his old mug shot... :26:

 

[Perlmudder]

Yes, but strangely, he didn't win with a photo of his turd, he won with his old mug shot... :26:

thats a zinger!

 

[Perlmudder]

made a serious egg sandwich this morning. decided to go for the heart stopper and did english muffin, egg, cheese, bacon and sausage patty. it was GLORIOUS!

 

[fund razor]

glorious???

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

made a serious egg sandwich this morning. decided to go for the heart stopper and did english muffin, egg, cheese, bacon and sausage patty. it was GLORIOUS!

Outstanding red team, buy you guys a case of beer for that one!

Dang, I'm crossing over threads again! :sifone: