Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[LaughingCat]

Boy, you can't be p*ssy whipped! You gotta whip that p*ssy!!

That w3as a hysterical scene in that movie.

"Girard, you know you're parents are hittin it in my bathroom?"

Then dad comes out with his sport coat inside-out.

 

[RPM]

"If I could get ass like you do I would'nt have married your mother"....

 

[Davidmnc]

More beer = more fun!



Inspired by:
From the: "Not sure if the truck cap comes with it" thread

hell, have enough beers and that thing could be fun!

 

[Perlmudder]

More beer = more fun!



Inspired by:
From the: "Not sure if the truck cap comes with it" thread

that statement goes for ANYTHING david!

 

[Perlmudder]

ugh. my head.

 

[Perlmudder]

quitters say "I will never drink again!"

 

[Davidmnc]

Rehab is for quitters

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

You know you're finally burnt out when you see a hot chick with an ice cream cone and think "damn, I could go for some ice cream".

 

[phragle]

You know you're finally turned into Stecz when you see a hot chick with an ice cream cone and think "damn, I could go for some ice cream".

:ack2:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Better than Stecz turning "into" you!

 

[cuda]

I stopped and picked up a chick hitch hiking.

She said, I wouldn't stopped if I knew she could turn me into things.

I said bs.

Sure enough, she leaned over blew in my ear, and I turned into a motel.

 

[Scarab KV]

What the hell is a "Nook and Cranny"?

You've apparently never banged a really fat broad.

I try not to:rofl:

Lots of beer + Bar time =

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Cuda, you're a freakin, funny dude!

 

[Scarab KV]

Life is pretty much over when your idea of a piece of ass is when your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

 

[cuda]

Lots of beer + Bar time =

Chit, I don't need no beer. Big girls need lovin too, and in case you haven't noticed, there's a whole lot more of em.

 

[cuda]

Life is pretty much over when your idea of a piece of ass is when your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

Or the last time you had puzzy is when puzzy had you.

 

[cuda]

Cuda, you're a freakin, funny dude!

That's what my gf says everytime I take my pants off.

 

[cuda]

Cuda, you're a freakin, funny dude!

Thanks!

I wanted to be a stand up comedian, but I was afraid people would laugh at me.

 

[BY U BOY]

I can explain it to you ,but i can't make you understand it

 

[Scarab KV]

Relative humidity.....when the sweat from your balls drips down your sister inlaws ass.