Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[LaughingCat]

Is it inxonsiderate if you consider it?

 

[Big Time]

my old engine builder used to say that

The guy over at the body shop that my buddy uses always tells him to "Drive fast and take chances" Keeps business coming back.

 

[Davidmnc]

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who

makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

 

[Airpacker]

How many bearings are in a compass?

 

[MattBMiller]

What the hell is a "Nook and Cranny"?

 

[Chris]

What the hell is a "Nook and Cranny"?

You've apparently never banged a really fat broad.

 

[MattBMiller]

You've apparently never banged a really fat broad.

I try not to:rofl:

 

[Ratickle]

my old engine builder used to say that

Rumsfeld built your engines?????:sifone:

 

[Davidmnc]

Rumsfeld built your engines?????:sifone:

He is out of work you know! :sifone:

 

[YankeY]

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who

makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

Not quite your exact scenario, but everyone needs to see "Shakes the Clown"

 

[phragle]

Shakes real name was Bobcat wasn't it????

 

[Bobcat]

damn , I am drunk and have to go back and look at what the hell this thread is about

 

[mosi]

He who laughs last is always the last one to laugh.

 

[mosi]

All of space is a vacuum...
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.....because this world sucks!!!

 

[rbhudelson]

Sometimes is nice to wake up, slowly drink a cup of coffee then go club baby seals all day.

 

[phragle]

:sifone:

 

[cuda]

if it walks like a stecz, looks like a stecz, and smells like a stecz, then you better flush twice.

lol!

 

[cuda]

Nobody steps on a burning bag of sh*t anymore.

This is a true story.

A buddy of mine told another buddy of mine when they were kids to tell Mr Bailey he had a dream that hit lit a bag of sh!t, and Mr Bailey came out, stomped it out, and got sh!t all over him.

You gotta picture Mr Bailey sitting on his front porch, reading the Sunday paper with his reading glasses on. He looked over his glasses and said, "You tell that Randy Thompson I had a dream that my azz was a potato patch, and he was a little pig rooting around in it".

If I'm lying, I'm dying!

Mr Bailey said he taught his hunting dogs, "If you can't eat it, or fvck it, you pis on it!"

 

[cuda]

:ack2:

I'll never kiss mom again, and I'll snitch right out as why!:26:

 

[cuda]

Can you see inside of a black hole?

If you were traveling at the speed of light, and turned your lights on, would they?