Chicks, Chips & Boats

[Racegirl3]

The Ohio Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading
towards, and into the city of Cleveland. For the first offense, they
give you two Cleveland Browns tickets. If you get stopped a second
time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A . The Cleveland Browns

Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

[jayboat]

Lol.

 

[inbetween]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[BBB725]

Wow, not a real big Browns fan:biggrinjester:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Yes you can, so I can get out of here sooner!

Lake Travis today. 70*, 19% humidity

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Clear blue sky,

 

[Davidmnc]

clear blue sky,

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[MOBILEMERCMAN]

:rofl:

Blue as a sky can be.


:leaving:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Had my Serious T shirt on too.

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

My friends Griswald and Roger

 

[Davidmnc]

Had my Serious T shirt on too.

How do you get one of those t shirts?

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Not sure anymore. I got mine before Key West.

 

[OffshoreRescue]

Sounds perfect

I woke up motivated .... Spend some time with the bald guy.

I don't remember seeing you..at least not while I was awake :drool5: :reddevil:

 

[Racegirl3]

Hi Bruce Jim ... I know BB asked for those but thats still not nice. Actually ... I could almost take a pic like that today. Suns shining ... skies blue ... however ... its about 20 deg right now

 

[Wrinkleface]

My friend Griswald

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Is that CLARK??????????????????????:26:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Is that CLARK??????????????????????:26:

Yes it is.

 

[BBB725]

Hi Bruce Jim ... I know BB asked for those but thats still not nice. Actually ... I could almost take a pic like that today. Suns shining ... skies blue ... however ... its about 20 deg right now

I don't think I should have asked for them, We are under a winter storm warning, it is suppose to start snowing this afternoon and not stop till Wed!

 

[DonziGirl]

Hey everybody. I think I may have asked this before - but I don't remember so I'll ask again. Does anyone know anything about selling condos or selling real estate in general. I have an agent coming over this week to look at my place and put it up on the market. Anyone have any suggestions?

 

[Davidmnc]

Hey everybody. I think I may have asked this before - but I don't remember so I'll ask again. Does anyone know anything about selling condos or selling real estate in general. I have an agent coming over this week to look at my place and put it up on the market. Anyone have any suggestions?

Wait until the market comes back!. :biggrinjester:

 

[Racegirl3]

Wait until the market comes back!. :biggrinjester:

Exactly ....