this place sucks without me

[stecz20]

You guys are really killing it. Hell of a job sunkin. Way to rally the troops. Since this place is so slow masher and myself had emergency meetings last few days and I think were gonna have to let you go sunkin. since I already have an empire and people to watch over, I give masher sunkins job. Masher is your new god. Fear him.

Since masher has been so loyal to me I bestow this gift onto you. Do with it as you like. I of coarse will keep my position living god.

Good luck masher. She's all yours.

Your king stecz

 

[inbetween]

Not you again...

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

We missed you while you were gone.

Did your sheep roam away?

 

[masher44]

The nerds were organizing a take over. It wasn't pretty but I had to get DC involved. He said sunky was sweating like a whore in church, a big softy

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

The nerds were organizing a take over. It wasn't pretty but I had to get DC involved. He said sunky was sweating like a whore in church, a big softy

You must have lost count somewhere.

 

[stecz20]

You must have lost count somewhere.

When did you see him counting?

I do think he called you a nerd jim, you gonna take that? Poor fella you.

 

[Chris]

We're mere moments away from public executions.

 

[stecz20]

Cool. I can shoot some of these pigs in the ass with flaming arrows then watch them run around.

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

When did you see him counting?

I do think he called you a nerd jim, you gonna take that? Poor fella you.

I have been called worse.

This is the first time for nerd though

 

[masher44]

Stecz let's buy matco and fire tim

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Cool. I can shoot some of these pigs in the ass with flaming arrows then watch them run around.

Are flaming arrows really your first choice?

 

[stecz20]

Stecz let's buy matco and fire tim

This ia why he is vp, always thinking. Do you even think he's on matcos books. I heard he was a gipsy tool salesman.

 

[Tank]

stecz, how'd the anal retread surgery go? All healed up?
:rofl:

 

[phragle]

stecz, how'd the anal retread surgery go? All healed up?
:rofl:

Somehow the thought of someone getting their azz vulcanized never really occured to me before now....

 

[Ratickle]

Hell of a job sunkin.
Way to rally the troops.
I give sunkin Masher.
She's all yours.
Good luck masher.

stecz

If you know the "Stecz" secret code to remove the unimportant letters and words, it's not that difficult to find the true hidden meaning of his posts. I just am not sure what use Chris could find for Masher. Any ideas?:03:

(The obvious ones are not an option for Chris and should not be put into text.:ack2

 

[masher44]

Keep it up dicktickler and I will buy your town in western Michigan and turn it into a landfill

 

[boatme]

STEZ=

Strange
Tard
Eating
Zagnuts --- Who is zagnuts???

Hey here is your poster I figure it will look proper to you since you are drunk all the time
Put on your beer gogles and this should look PERFECT

 

[Madpoodle]

Re-vulcanized? I'm thinking he had it rhino lined...

 

[fund razor]

Was Dave gone?

 

[Wrinkleface]

Was Dave gone?

Who's Dave??:seeya: