Gone native

I searched deep into my soul for something profound to say at the moment, and the best I could come up with was "Yep".

But the way I said it, they knew I meant it.
And it was phuckin' DEEP!

They had tears in there eyes.
I kinda did too, but I would never let it show.
 
I searched deep into my soul for something profound to say at the moment, and the best I could come up with was "Yep".

But the way I said it, they knew I meant it.
And it was phuckin' DEEP!

They had tears in there eyes.
I kinda did too, but I would never let it show.

Yep.
 
I was considering the depths to which this native obsession has taken Bobcat, and have pondered long and deep on a possible solution to the awkwardness caused to all the young ladies whenever he appears.

So, after spending days of research and experimentation, I think I have it......

I'm mailing a loaf now......


The recipe is not even known by the dog.....
 

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Here's a spatula that would make a great Scratula for someone who has truely gone native. Should accomplish the task perfectly.....

The current record is 327 lbs......


Alligator Gar ("Gator Gar"), Atractosteus spatula,
 

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I was considering the depths to which this native obsession has taken Bobcat, and have pondered long and deep on a possible solution to the awkwardness caused to all the young ladies whenever he appears.

So, after spending days of research and experimentation, I think I have it......

I'm mailing a loaf now......


The recipe is not even known by the dog.....

Please tell us that is not a euphamism.
 
Whomever sh*t in the Publix restroom before I went in needs to see a doctor.....cain't be healthy to smell like that.....I had to fart twice to knock the smell down to tolerable levels....
 
So, here I am.
My wife left this morning for a biz trip to San Diego for a week.
My neighbor to the West lost his 98 yr mother last night, so they are on a plane to take care of family business. Shame, Mary was a very sweet lady that spent her winters here in AZ, and her summers in Canada. She was just getting ready to come here for the winter. RIP.
My neighbors to the East just hauled the RV trailer out for a week away.
The couple at the end of the dirt road are somewhere in Florida right now (but I think they are safe from Bobcat:smash:)
I'M LEFT HERE TO HOLD DOWN THE MOUNTAIN BY MYSELF!
I don't even remember how to cook for myself - and nobody delivers up here:ack2:
A spoonfull of stove-top stuffing, a pat of butter, and a warm shot of water - swirl it around in your mouth...
It's not the same, but it's not half bad
 
On a side note I had an older woman's fake titties out at the Bar last night, I had everyone in the crowd come up and give em' a squeeze........what can I say......I'm an organizer:boobflash:
 
On a side note I had an older woman's fake titties out at the Bar last night, I had everyone in the crowd come up and give em' a squeeze........what can I say......I'm an organizer:boobflash:

And how were they??????



Are you running for President now? An organizer, that's the only thing Obama did before he ran.....
 
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