TUCK646
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AGAIN!
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AGAIN!
Bobcat
Founding Member
I sent a Carrier pigeon with a message your way this morning....I'll send the decoder ring tomorrow.:USA:
TUCK646
Member
Steadily losing ground, Cat , that's what we like to see, you got em now them mfers ,.
This a BLACKOUT dont let it go to waste.
We have one word for you
jimihendrixexpereince and foofighterscolorandshpeofthings
take one week in the Bahamas ( it's better in the Bahamas} you may not be up for the swim to Columbia, till after the Bahamas .
Stay at the Xanadu hotel/ marina ,a good establishment,{ and through} on the dock, or ona boat upon rebirth ( only takes a couple days)
backstroke on over to Cozumel.
When you your badself make land , acquire the first available scooter, point it at the Caribbean Queen (aboot 20 miles as the roads deteriorate)
{lotta nice girls there jus dyin to meet ju}
Tip the gatekeeper.
Upon entrance to the cave tell them I/we sent you.
They'll automatically put on G&R appetite for destruction , LET THE GOOD TIMES Roll ¡!¡
You'll be F. I. N.E really , tip hard and often.
THIS TEXT WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 seconds 9,8
LEAVE IMMEDIATELY .
This a BLACKOUT dont let it go to waste.
We have one word for you
jimihendrixexpereince and foofighterscolorandshpeofthings
take one week in the Bahamas ( it's better in the Bahamas} you may not be up for the swim to Columbia, till after the Bahamas .
Stay at the Xanadu hotel/ marina ,a good establishment,{ and through} on the dock, or ona boat upon rebirth ( only takes a couple days)
backstroke on over to Cozumel.
When you your badself make land , acquire the first available scooter, point it at the Caribbean Queen (aboot 20 miles as the roads deteriorate)
{lotta nice girls there jus dyin to meet ju}
Tip the gatekeeper.
Upon entrance to the cave tell them I/we sent you.
They'll automatically put on G&R appetite for destruction , LET THE GOOD TIMES Roll ¡!¡
You'll be F. I. N.E really , tip hard and often.
THIS TEXT WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 seconds 9,8
LEAVE IMMEDIATELY .
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TUCK646
Member
BOB
EXACTLY &$%!
©#¤¥£(™
We knew you were listening 7,
but we also know you shouldnt be ,
HOWMUCHSTROKEWOULDASTROKECATSTROKE
all this stroking is really unnecessary, these chickas are less than professionals, makes for very detail oriented multipolar individual
Cat when your read / the lines\ that's when it really starts to get dangerous, but not for you, you see, they're always looking for someone,s who's always wright and nevr rong, someones whose always there,an nvr gone, .... that™ aint us babe JOM !¡¡!
EXACTLY &$%!
©#¤¥£(™
We knew you were listening 7,
but we also know you shouldnt be ,
HOWMUCHSTROKEWOULDASTROKECATSTROKE
all this stroking is really unnecessary, these chickas are less than professionals, makes for very detail oriented multipolar individual
Cat when your read / the lines\ that's when it really starts to get dangerous, but not for you, you see, they're always looking for someone,s who's always wright and nevr rong, someones whose always there,an nvr gone, .... that™ aint us babe JOM !¡¡!
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TUCK646
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Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
:hurray: Impressive
Buoy
Founding Member
I broke down today and got a haircut.
My wife has been telling me to go to the local "barber". Yeah, we still have one of those in town.
I prefer having my haircut by a female.
If I'm gonna have someone touching me, I prefer they be female. (this includes Doctors)
I usually go to a Sport Clips, or something like that. I hate it, but that's where I've been going.
Today, tried a different place.
Little hole-in-the-wall shop called "Sindee's just cuts" in the building next to "Lucky Bob's liquor store".
I was a little apprehensive at first.
But, just as advertised, it was "just cuts".
They didn't even have those funky sinks for shampooing.
They didn't have TV's.
They didn't have a rack full of shampoo and gel and crap that they were trying to sell
You were gonna get a cut. Nothing more, nothing less.
All female staff (place was only big enough for 4 chairs) ranging in age from 30-50yrs.
Had a very nice gal, not really all that attractive, but very nice.
I am usually annoyed at the small talk that haircutting chicks try to make, but I actually enjoyed conversing with her.
$12.00 cash. No CC or debit card.
I gave her a $20.
Then I went to Lucky Bob's and had him load 3 -30's of beer in my truck.
I feel like I've had a very productive day.
My wife has been telling me to go to the local "barber". Yeah, we still have one of those in town.
I prefer having my haircut by a female.
If I'm gonna have someone touching me, I prefer they be female. (this includes Doctors)
I usually go to a Sport Clips, or something like that. I hate it, but that's where I've been going.
Today, tried a different place.
Little hole-in-the-wall shop called "Sindee's just cuts" in the building next to "Lucky Bob's liquor store".
I was a little apprehensive at first.
But, just as advertised, it was "just cuts".
They didn't even have those funky sinks for shampooing.
They didn't have TV's.
They didn't have a rack full of shampoo and gel and crap that they were trying to sell
You were gonna get a cut. Nothing more, nothing less.
All female staff (place was only big enough for 4 chairs) ranging in age from 30-50yrs.
Had a very nice gal, not really all that attractive, but very nice.
I am usually annoyed at the small talk that haircutting chicks try to make, but I actually enjoyed conversing with her.
$12.00 cash. No CC or debit card.
I gave her a $20.
Then I went to Lucky Bob's and had him load 3 -30's of beer in my truck.
I feel like I've had a very productive day.
Buoy
Founding Member
Buoy
Founding Member
The President of the United states is worrying about gun control.....when we can't even purchase 30 -packs in KW....Mofo's got his priorities backward....
If I could only get 24's, or 18's, I'd have to spend an entire day working out the "consumption equation". Not that consumption rates would change, but stock replenishment frequency would need to be adjusted.
