bring it! the flames insane, dont be offended, learn to play the game...

[Perlmudder]

fundy rollin in his purple boat
chit, that thing barely float
any day of the week, he would like to be more like stecz and fukk a goat
but lets all face it, when it comes to being a player
phragle is anything but a slayer
hes old and grusome
but the man has never even been able to have a twosome
him and his hand, the tightest thing he has ever felt was a rubber band
this rap is over and done, cus josh perlstein just won!

 

[Perlmudder]

Hey Josh! Having a good time??? Thinking of your next rap?

yess! im laying in bed hungover. kegger this afternoon once i get going!

 

[JJ Apache]

fundy rollin in his purple boat
chit, that thing barely float
any day of the week, he would like to be more like stecz and fukk a goat
but lets all face it, when it comes to being a player
phragle is anything but a slayer
hes old and grusome
but the man has never even been able to have a twosome
him and his hand, the tightest thing he has ever felt was a rubber band
this rap is over and done, cus josh perlstein just won!

 

[phragle]

Sorry josh...posted piks a while ago of a 3 some, which beats the twosome..

Epic fail..start over.

 

[phragle]

I wonder if this will make an appearance this weekend?? That would be too cool...:coolgleamA:

Depends on the amount of capt. consumed...

 

[Perlmudder]

Sorry josh...posted piks a while ago of a 3 some, which beats the twosome..

Epic fail..start over.

that was one of my better ones though!!

 

[phragle]

failure is part of life. it's how you handle it and recover thats important.

 

[fund razor]

that was one of my better ones though!!

Lame, short, no rythm and I don't have a purple boat.

Don't make me flow young blood. :coolgleamA:

 

[Perlmudder]

I don't have a purple boat.
:coolgleamA:

hahah:rofl:

 

[fund razor]

Gonna bring a lesson to Perlmudder
When I'm done he will only stutter.
Gonna cry out for his mother
Or if she's not around his only brother

He got a warning but he couldn't stop yall
He was coming with but he got all dropped yall
Gonna make a bearer come and take a lil pall
Or he'll just be crippled and come with a crawl

Gonna flex and break the little boy now
Gonna smack him hard and he'll have a cow
He'll keep dreaming of the girlies wow
But he's never touched one anyhow

Joshies gonna laugh at an uncle man
Bringing that chit, thinks he has a plan
But he's just weak like a tin can
I'll rush his house but he already ran

Hiding in the north like a Tim Horton
I don't know what the kid's been snortin
Perlmudder thinks he's quite importint
Kill them all and let God do the sortin

 

[phragle]

ante up place your bets
Josh's fallen for Stecz
his silly dreams are wet
dreaming of sheep beget

we pity the fool
shoulda stayed in school
he thinks he's cool
just a kool aid tool

he will fail ya know
rocking to Barry Mannilow
strong like a marshmallow
damn boy chokes on jello
anybody home? hello?
Mr. mellow yellow
sammy hagar fellow
oohhhh sheeeeett
your words weak
futures bleak
maple leaf freak
tried to sing
and went tweet tweet tweet


may he learn with age
can't write without rage
between the lines on the page
phragle fundys word are sage

 

[fund razor]

Yo Josh go get yourself a bagle
Don't think you can flex on Me and Phragle
You try and ryhme, but are unable
And when you drink you end up below the table

And again, I do not have a purple boat
Do I need to clear my freaking throat?
You get confused about anything that float?
Check my colors and then go fix your quote

The new old dudes will teach you and you'll learn
There isn't always smoke before the burn
Take a step back and you'll discern
That I'll smack you down again when you return

 

[MacGyver]

George was left out
so he's start'n 2 pout
he's so ****ed
that he was missed
said he is gunna bite U in the nutz
4 B'n such a putz!!!!

:26::biggrinjester:

Don't worry, Wrink, I was left out too :leaving:

 

[fund razor]

Then like a pile driver
we hear from Mick Guyver
Like a sole survivor
betting the Packers with a fiver

His dog loves him best
cause he's better than the rest
and he keeps the fleas and ticks off
and every other pest

But he got left out with ease
So don't do that please
And if he has a party serves you
Apples and some cheese

thats not him in the avatar
drank but didn't get that far
Been passed out before
just not in that bar

 

[Perlmudder]

fundy thinks he can flow like the rapper biggie
but his boat aint even a ciggie
he trys to serve a beat down with his rhymes
but he doesnt scare me, ill come back 100 times

his boy phragle is a medic and says "safety first"
but get the boy drunk and he will go home with the worst
sporting the nova and a pink caddddylack
no wonder he can only get fat chicks in the sack

his words are as weak as a street corner hoe
but if he keeps listening to me he might pick up some flow
prolly wont happen, but ill let him try
otherwise ill just say phragle bye bye

so i say to you fundy, go get another beer
cus this one is good and i want you to hear
i got street cred and sea cred
and all you got is a single bed
but dont worry fund you can still be a star
but yourr career will never be anything but par
maybe someday people will give hoot
but until then, its prolly best if you just go back to your paper rout

so here it is, a conclusion to this tale
of how phragle and fundy set out to fail
dude and wrink stopped by for some good times
but just werent able to throw down decent rhymes
ill say it once and prolly again
you just got served by your canadian brethren

 

[MacGyver]

Then like a pile driver
we hear from MacGuyver
Like a sole survivor
betting the Packers with a fiver

His dog loves him best
cause he's better than the rest
and he keeps the fleas and ticks off
and every other pest

But he got left out with ease
So don't do that please
And if he has a party serves you
Apples and some cheese

thats not him in the avatar
drank but didn't get that far
Been passed out before
just not in that bar

Nice, I feel much better now :sifone:

 

[fund razor]

So the boy comes back and he wants to throw
thinks he knows a little but a lot he don't know
Thinks he can serve a dis but he aims a little low
Guys who have Apaches don't need cigs, bro.

And for worrying? I don't have a care
I set a course and youngster we go there
Got the funds, the toys, house and beer
And you breathe too much northern air

You don't see that one served is you?
Gonna puff up like a junior cockatoo?
A single bed wouldn't fit my shoe
But your bed is your daddy's and your momma too

Getting through college with a straight B ed
Doesn't give you street dope or any sea cred
Living with your parents and wearing Keds
You serve me? You musta missed your meds

 

[fund razor]

fundy thinks he can flow like the rapper biggie
but his boat aint even a ciggie
he trys to serve a beat down with his rhymes
but he doesnt scare me, ill come back 100 times

his boy phragle is a medic and says "safety first"
but get the boy drunk and he will go home with the worst
sporting the nova and a pink caddddylack
no wonder he can only get fat chicks in the sack

his words are as weak as a street corner hoe
but if he keeps listening to me he might pick up some flow
prolly wont happen, but ill let him try
otherwise ill just say phragle bye bye

so i say to you fundy, go get another beer
cus this one is good and i want you to hear
i got street cred and sea cred
and all you got is a single bed
but dont worry fund you can still be a star
but yourr career will never be anything but par
maybe someday people will give hoot
but until then, its prolly best if you just go back to your paper rout

so here it is, a conclusion to this tale
of how phragle and fundy set out to fail
dude and wrink stopped by for some good times
but just werent able to throw down decent rhymes
ill say it once and prolly again
you just got served by your canadian brethren

One day... a mysterious force will come to Judeo-Canadian rap. An elusive thing that is hardly ever heard north of Windsor. It's called a "beat."
What happens is that the syllables line up in such a way as to create a pleasing repetitive rythm. When it gets to Canada, it will be cool to see a small portion of canadians actually begin to nod their head, or perhaps tap their foot along with this elusive and mysterious "beat."

 

[Perlmudder]

One day... a mysterious force will come to Judeo-Canadian rap. An elusive thing that is hardly ever heard north of Windsor. It's called a "beat."
What happens is that the syllables line up in such a way as to create a pleasing repetitive rythm. When it gets to Canada, it will be cool to see a small portion of canadians actually begin to nod their head, or perhaps tap their foot along with this elusive and mysterious "beat."

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[fund razor]

So you're saying there's a chance?

Sure. Pat Boone did a metal cover album.
Anything is possible.