bring it! the flames insane, dont be offended, learn to play the game...

[fund razor]

This is getting out of control

Let me know when we get there. :sifone:

 

[Perlmudder]

Irish afro azz Sean needs to learn to get along
cause I can ryhme a lyric and then come back and sing a song
You might want to step a little back from that bong
Cause I'm about to rock it not a blunt but a long.
I been riffing since the day of sugar hill gang
Got the rythm but I didn't get the gang bang.
You wanna dis me but you know that you can't hang.
I been freestyling since before the spacemen drank tang.
And word to mudder wanna try to check your older unK?
Nobody ever told you not to try and fake the funk?
Told you not to step on an uncle with that punk junk?
You ought to leave that stinky riffin in the trunk, skunk.
And you should now by now my boat ain't purple
That I can rock a mic and you rhyme like Steve Urkel.
I bring it like a beast and you act like I'm a jerk, yall.
You limp around like a scotsman with a hirple.
Better think before you trifle with the fundy.
I been around since the MC and the Run D
I'm not a reverend but a preacher and you'll soon see
Why the other rappers always seem to want to be me
I have the riffs that you should'nt even get free
Step to an uncle when your still just a pee-wee?
You better take your mudder back to your mama
I may be white but I'm hipper than Obama
I keep it flowing but he stops with the comma
If cool were water I'm a camel he's a lama.
Now step out the way and you'll see what I can bring
When the gentleman starts to do his word thing
Lil Mudder stay in school until the bell ring
Run to the doctor, get the potion for the bee sting.
Now the uncle didn't mean to start up a fight,
But Sean don't even spell genius right.
I gotta get a beer, ya'll have a good night
Don't let a little rhyming get you uptight
Now if you step up dont step light you gotta sing it
Act like it's a bell and you just need to ring it
If you can't rhyme words like purple you can wing it
If you can't rock a freestyle mic don't even bring it.

you sure you weren't a freestyle rapper in a past life?!

 

[fund razor]

you sure you weren't a freestyle rapper in a past life?!

Are you sure that I am not in the current one?

 

[JJ Apache]

hey jj is that you in your avatar?????

Why? Are you gonna make fun of the flower in my hair?...

Are you a taurus???? I'm afraid to answer........

Can you rap me your question? Sorry, Impertanence........:biggrinjester:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I rhymed the word purple.

You're up.

Genius.

These jokes write themselves... I should at least get the "A" for sliding the puck in front of the net for you.

And although I enjoy rap music, I'm really more of a dirty limeric guy.

Making fun of my purple Pantera... a low blow, but nice to see you're paying attention. Now lets see you rhyme the word orange with something other than a "blumonge".

:biggrinjester:

 

[Perlmudder]

Dude is a man whose had a couple boats
but we all know he just likes to **** goats
Sorta like Stecz with his sheep
but whenever girls see Dude they just pinch his nose and go "beep!"
he is living it up in sunny so cal
but lets face the facts, the only university he could of gotten into was Canada's Dal
when i bust out this rhyme Dude is gunna need a throat losenge
cus he thinks nothing rhymes with orange, so dont let this be forgotten
but lets face it
i got some wit
and thats just how i learned to hit
fund is drinking beer and growing a belly
jj apache laughs 'cus his farts are so smelly
phragle is hanging with his college hoes
although its unfortunate that his penis is as big as his toes
When i drop lines like this, so heavy and great
it makes me think that maybe this is my fate
spitting bullets and flipping switches,
dont worry people, josh perlstein is all about the *****es

 

[fund razor]

These jokes write themselves... I should at least get the "A" for sliding the puck in front of the net for you.

And although I enjoy rap music, I'm really more of a dirty limeric guy.

Making fun of my purple Pantera... a low blow, but nice to see you're paying attention. Now lets see you rhyme the word orange with something other than a "blumonge".

:biggrinjester:

I wasn't paying attention, I was responding to Permudder calling my boat purple.

 

[fund razor]

Dude is a man whose had a couple boats
but we all know he just likes to **** goats
Sorta like Stecz with his sheep
but whenever girls see Dude they just pinch his nose and go "beep!"
he is living it up in sunny so cal
but lets face the facts, the only university he could of gotten into was Canada's Dal
when i bust out this rhyme Dude is gunna need a throat losenge
cus he thinks nothing rhymes with orange, so dont let this be forgotten
but lets face it
i got some wit
and thats just how i learned to hit
fund is drinking beer and growing a belly
jj apache laughs 'cus his farts are so smelly
phragle is hanging with his college hoes
although its unfortunate that his penis is as big as his toes
When i drop lines like this, so heavy and great
it makes me think that maybe this is my fate
spitting bullets and flipping switches,
dont worry people, josh perlstein is all about the *****es

Question: does the beat matter in canadian rap?

 

[phragle]

Uncle Fundy rocks the mic
his chops are phukin tight
now he brings up the color purple
mudders getting it like Geer from gerbil
with the speed of a yurtle the turtle
the boy can't clear the hurdle
I have been humbled by MC fund
my rhymes washed up and done
his words leave a loaded gun
whether driveby or on the run
mudder based on his wave crusher
boy don't have a bayliner flusher
pearly put up da smoke
singing Im on a boat
in the bathtub it floats
now thats a joke
pull the plug, goes down the drain
the cracks makin you insane
insane in the membrane
dillusional in your youthfull glee
The originals fundy and me
old schools what we be
we be the real OG's
we up high, kings of the hill
masters of the rhyme and skill
we bring the thrill to fill the bill

 

[JJ Apache]

Uncle Fundy rocks the mic
his chops are phukin tight
now he brings up the color purple
mudders getting it like Geer from gerbil
with the speed of a yurtle the turtle
the boy can't clear the hurdle
I have been humbled by MC fund
my rhymes washed up and done
his words leave a loaded gun
whether driveby or on the run
mudder based on his wave crusher
boy don't have a bayliner flusher
pearly put up da smoke
singing Im on a boat
in the bathtub it floats
now thats a joke
pull the plug, goes down the drain
the cracks makin you insane
insane in the membrane
dillusional in your youthfull glee
The originals fundy and me
old schools what we be
we be the real OG's
we up high, kings of the hill
masters of the rhyme and skill
we bring the thrill to fill the bill

:smilielol5:

 

[Perlmudder]

Question: does the beat matter in canadian rap?

nahhhh! all about the disses you serve!

 

[fund razor]

nahhhh! all about the disses you serve!

Joshie didn't really mean to come dumb
He didn't know that he was flexing a thumb, chum
But it's not like Perlmudder is a slum bumb
Just another makes the bumble trying to stump fund
When you bring it gotta slam it throw a card, pard
Cause you know I'll flame your azz until it's hard charred
Light you up like a brite and shiny flaming star
Don't play with a razor or you'll go away a little scarred.

 

[Perlmudder]

this thread might be turning into a keeper. whose gunna be the first to video themselves rapping?

 

[fund razor]

That double rhyming at the end is tough, buff.
At least for those who can't spit off the cuff enough
Like a big bad wolf I huff and puff
Blow your house down with my rough stuff.

 

[Ratickle]

this thread might be turning into a keeper. whose gunna be the first to video themselves rapping?

Let me guess, You??????

 

[fund razor]

Let me guess, You??????

Or the kid who pretended to be skip braver.
Wait... he already did I think.

 

[JJ Apache]

Uncle Fundy rocks the mic
his chops are phukin tight
now he brings up the color purple
mudders getting it like Geer from gerbil
with the speed of a yurtle the turtle
the boy can't clear the hurdle
I have been humbled by MC fund
my rhymes washed up and done
his words leave a loaded gun
whether driveby or on the run
mudder based on his wave crusher
boy don't have a bayliner flusher
pearly put up da smoke
singing Im on a boat
in the bathtub it floats
now thats a joke
pull the plug, goes down the drain
the cracks makin you insane
insane in the membrane
dillusional in your youthfull glee
The originals fundy and me
old schools what we be
we be the real OG's
we up high, kings of the hill
masters of the rhyme and skill
we bring the thrill to fill the bill

I wonder if this will make an appearance this weekend?? That would be too cool...:coolgleamA:

 

[Perlmudder]

Let me guess, You??????

it just didnt happen this weekend! to much day drinking!

 

[JJ Apache]

Hey Josh! Having a good time??? Thinking of your next rap?

 

[waterboy222]

haahahaha, this is good stuff