bring it! the flames insane, dont be offended, learn to play the game...

Well its been a long time so back to the top
And we can all hear fundy come back with a flop
He claims to be best
But he should just give it a rest
Cus he has skills are that of a nerd
And his rhymes resemble that of a turd
His boat still hasn’t seen the lake
Cus he was to busy eating cake
Maybe next year player
With a little luck that boat will make you a slayer

Phragle is still in school
But the man is actin a fool
Not laying pipe
Cus he just aint got the hype
One day he will learn I’m a real rapping force
And my lines are much better then that of his source
So lets hope he lays a cute freshman girl
And he wont have to give virginity another whirl

So this is the end of my short little rap
Come back with something good or ill have to bust a cap
 
Wha, wha... give perlmudder a tissue
He dresses like a girl, got gender issues
Chill with perl and if a boy he'll kiss you
too many questions floating round bout this jew.

he feeling froggy coming back at fundy
he must be foggy if he try to flex on me
I'll shut him down again and again if need be
His brothers little boat could be my dinghy
 
fundy came back with a rap that was tame
i guess that goes to show his posse is lame
he thinks his words are spears
but when i fire back back hes gunna be the only one with fears
cus im the big jew child
and im awesome and wild

still no word from phragle
guess he is busy getting nailed by a monkey gaggle
don't make no difference he had no flow
and last time we spoke his car needed a tow
i aint trying to flex not now or ever
just sayin im right
but try anything else and im ready to fight
ain't nothing wrong with being a boat whore
so rap back again and ill throw out some more
 
You're a multi-gender dorm queen with a grampa boat
that his brother sorta owns and needs a barrier coat.
You try for girls but the boys will do
Doesn't really matter as confused is you

Don't ever flex on the real deal
Don't act like you can do what you just don't feel
Best get back from the mic while you can still stop em
Cause I bust a cap in a binch and straight drop him
 
last time i checked my boat was cruisin
while you sit at home wrenchin and boozin
bring yours down to the lake and we'll have some fun
oh i forgot yours don't run
might not be mine
but that is fine
cus at the end of the day
im not the one who has to pay
dont matter if its ones or twos
threes or fours
my boat still has more mack then yours
 
laying in my bed
just getting things straight in my head
so i shall write you a song
much bigger then donky kong
it will scare the apache brave
with such a big wave
he will have no choice but to go back to his cave
for the water was to big
for even a cig
and still no sign of the phragle miester
perhaps he got caught up in a first year fiester
the man is a newb
i heard just the other day he yelled "omg i gots me a pube!"
they all say its a skater nation
but its winter up here so i will rock band on my playstation
and all that awaits in keywest for sunkin
is bobcat givin him a dunkin
and everything is tight
in the sos nation of delight
 
Any drunk still on his own two feet
can bust a rhyme and keep the beat
you words are so distressed
if you really want to impress
I'm ready to listen
while you discuss the renin-angiotensin system
for sodium you must keep and potassium you must delete
or you will be buried 6 feet deep.
yo...
knowledge is power
books I devour
Stand back and learn
from the man of the hour
 
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