Chicks, Chips & Boats

I didn't unzip my golf bag during 2008. :(

I am an early golfer... so what you do is tee off at 7am, and then by the afternoon you are on the lake.
 
I golfed before I met Rob.

I was shooting 48 for 9 holes. I can drive the damn ball 250 yards. It's when I have to chip is when I have my problems.

No more golfing. Can't do both.

I shoot 90 on 9 holes with a 10 stroke limit per whole.

I am consistent:biggrinjester:
 
On Long Island where I grew up, we had ton of Greek diners, that's the only place I have heard them called diners. When I was really young they used to look like silver bullets, I guess like a dinning car on the railroad. You could get anything from a bagel to a Lobster dinner. I spent many a late night/early morning in them during my single bar days:D

Ended many nights in one on RT 110 in Melville (Huntington) in the late 60's after closing the bars. :sifone:
 
7am and hangover do not go well together sweetie. :)

Exactly!! So we meet at one guy's house and we eat egg mcmuffins and slam spicy bloody mary's. By the time we hit the course we are ready to rock, beers on carts. This group that I used to play with would be scrambles. So we had one guy that could drive, one guy that could pick up breakfast, one guy who made great bloody mary's and a guy who could putt. My specialty is the 4 iron and cigars. It's my best club. That, and I am good at the OMG shot. Like, I am behind a tree, around a corner, over a lake and 200 yards away but somehow I hit a shot so incredibly bad... that it is accidentally impossibly genius. :D
Cap it off with steaks for lunch and you take a quick nap and then head to the boat sober. Ready for the sunset ride. You just have to ease up on the beers and switch to water as you get well into the course. Lunch helps too.
Oh yeah... and a hot dog at the turn. :)
 
I golfed before I met Rob.

I was shooting 48 for 9 holes. I can drive the damn ball 250 yards. It's when I have to chip is when I have my problems.

No more golfing. Can't do both.

I use to golf, but always had trouble putting the ball in the clowns nose:biggrinjester:
 
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