bring it! the flames insane, dont be offended, learn to play the game...

[fund razor]

Perlmudder is the man
with the master plan
to hit all the hotties with his hymen clan
he and his crew like to roll like that
chasing all the girls with their best game chat
Mudder has no boat but he's a bad cat
he don't need to boat with a game like that.
HHH is the name of the play
they play all night and talk smack all day
Better step it up or get out of the way.
That's what she said, I heard him say.
But one day Perlmud had to go see the Rabbi
Told him bout the hunters and he said "not shabbi"
But the Rabbi said Perl, leave them chicks for the goyum
Perl said "no way man, I wanna enjoy em."
There are safety measures, and Josh will employ em.
He decided to bounce before the cleric flipped his lid.
But said "Silly Rabbi, chicks are for yids."
Then he turned back and said, "yo... did I stutter?"
No I di'nt brother. You just been Perlmuddered.

 

[fund razor]

Word.
:coolgleamA:

Flow or step, Josh.

Flow or step.

 

[fund razor]

From the great north white
Nothing from Josh
He is outta sight.
I'll make you wanna mosh
when my flow is right
But there ain't no reason to get uptight.
The ones who know mudder
say that I'm right
That hes out hoing
everynight
but hardly ever comes home
with a chick
Or gets left with the short of the stick
Don't hate me cause my flow is so thick
Words are the magic and my flow is my trick

 

[fund razor]

I gotta go fix a toilet now
hard to rap about a toilet but I'll try anyhow
When your friends hear it they are gonna say WOW
That white guys rap lays up on you like POW

 

[fund razor]

That's what she said.

Peace.

 

[fund razor]

Yes you are correct
Perlmudder's been checked
my rhymes are piling
like a lake effect
you and I know man
my skills just go man
there's a hip blizzard comin
I'm a lyrical snowman
don't call me Ice
that wouldn't be nice
I may have lost count
but now I checked Mudder twice.

 

[Slick02]

Damn,,,someone has waaay to much free time.

 

[JJ Apache]

Damn,,,someone has waaay to much free time.

:iagree: D@mn Man, He's been doing this sh!t since he started working near 8 Mile Rd.................:leaving:

 

[MattBMiller]

:iagree: D@mn Man, He's been doing this sh!t since he started working near 8 Mile Rd.................:leaving:

North or south of 8 Mile?!:rofl:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Yes you are correct
Perlmudder's been checked
my rhymes are piling
like a lake effect
you and I know man
my skills just go man
there's a hip blizzard comin
I'm a lyrical snowman
don't call me Ice
that wouldn't be nice
I may have lost count
but now I checked Mudder twice.

I personally like the way you rhymed the word "man" with the word "man"... Genious! Who would think to do something like that!? :sifone:

 

[Perlmudder]

Fundy is his street name
with lyrics and flow being his game
sporting the purple and pink brave
that boat ain't afraid to roll in a wave
right now it aint got a motor
and lets face it, thats way to much boat for a floater
his rhythm and flow is better then 8 mile
his threads ain't bad for having old man style
he has become a serious offshore post whore
and give him the chance and he will come back with more
Matt Miller rolls in a 28 sunny
but he ain't got arm candy or a hunny
hes from Michigan which some call the arm pit
but give him 10 years and he might have half my wit
I ain't no G but I you know I'm a baller
Dre asked me to rap on his lastest record
but I said my going rate is more then a doller
you know my lyrics are sick
so stick around and check this out
or *****es be trife and they can suck my dick!

this is all i got for now!

 

[Perlmudder]

Perlmudder is the man
with the master plan
to hit all the hotties with his hymen clan
he and his crew like to roll like that
chasing all the girls with their best game chat
Mudder has no boat but he's a bad cat
he don't need to boat with a game like that.
HHH is the name of the play
they play all night and talk smack all day
Better step it up or get out of the way.
That's what she said, I heard him say.
But one day Perlmud had to go see the Rabbi
Told him bout the hunters and he said "not shabbi"
But the Rabbi said Perl, leave them chicks for the goyum
Perl said "no way man, I wanna enjoy em."
There are safety measures, and Josh will employ em.
He decided to bounce before the cleric flipped his lid.
But said "Silly Rabbi, chicks are for yids."
Then he turned back and said, "yo... did I stutter?"
No I di'nt brother. You just been Perlmuddered.

PERHAPS the official HHH website rap!

 

[MattBMiller]

Fundy is his street name
with lyrics and flow being his game
sporting the purple and pink brave
that boat ain't afraid to roll in a wave
right now it aint got a motor
and lets face it, thats way to much boat for a floater
his rhythm and flow is better then 8 mile
his threads ain't bad for having old man style
he has become a serious offshore post whore
and give him the chance and he will come back with more
Matt Miller rolls in a 28 sunny
but he ain't got arm candy or a hunny
hes from Michigan which some call the arm pit
but give him 10 years and he might have half my wit
I ain't no G but I you know I'm a baller
Dre asked me to rap on his lastest record
but I said my going rate is more then a doller
you know my lyrics are sick
so stick around and check this out
or *****es be trife and they can suck my dick!

this is all i got for now!

Nice:rofl:

 

[Perlmudder]

Nice:rofl:

you gadda write your own now! this is what they call a "free style" secession! :sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

I personally like the way you rhymed the word "man" with the word "man"... Genious! Who would think to do something like that!? :sifone:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[phragle]

Check it out..
I'm on the mic
with this nasal tone
I must be white
My rhymes are phucked
they realy really suck
so right about now
I'll shut the phuck up...

 

[MarylandMark]

I'm a Taurus

 

[fund razor]

I personally like the way you rhymed the word "man" with the word "man"... Genious! Who would think to do something like that!? :sifone:

Irish afro azz Sean needs to learn to get along
cause I can ryhme a lyric and then come back and sing a song
You might want to step a little back from that bong
Cause I'm about to rock it not a blunt but a long.
I been riffing since the day of sugar hill gang
Got the rythm but I didn't get the gang bang.
You wanna dis me but you know that you can't hang.
I been freestyling since before the spacemen drank tang.
And word to mudder wanna try to check your older unK?
Nobody ever told you not to try and fake the funk?
Told you not to step on an uncle with that punk junk?
You ought to leave that stinky riffin in the trunk, skunk.
And you should now by now my boat ain't purple
That I can rock a mic and you rhyme like Steve Urkel.
I bring it like a beast and you act like I'm a jerk, yall.
You limp around like a scotsman with a hirple.
Better think before you trifle with the fundy.
I been around since the MC and the Run D
I'm not a reverend but a preacher and you'll soon see
Why the other rappers always seem to want to be me
I have the riffs that you should'nt even get free
Step to an uncle when your still just a pee-wee?
You better take your mudder back to your mama
I may be white but I'm hipper than Obama
I keep it flowing but he stops with the comma
If cool were water I'm a camel he's a lama.
Now step out the way and you'll see what I can bring
When the gentleman starts to do his word thing
Lil Mudder stay in school until the bell ring
Run to the doctor, get the potion for the bee sting.
Now the uncle didn't mean to start up a fight,
But Sean don't even spell genius right.
I gotta get a beer, ya'll have a good night
Don't let a little rhyming get you uptight
Now if you step up dont step light you gotta sing it
Act like it's a bell and you just need to ring it
If you can't rhyme words like purple you can wing it
If you can't rock a freestyle mic don't even bring it.

 

[MarylandMark]

This is getting out of control

 

[fund razor]

I personally like the way you rhymed the word "man" with the word "man"... Genious! Who would think to do something like that!? :sifone:

I rhymed the word purple.

You're up.

Genius.