Chicks, Chips & Boats

I keep forgeting to ask so what happened with RG3, I can't imagine her getting into it so bad with someone on here that would keep her away from the site. I dropped my paid membership on OSO so I can't go into the bilge over there.

She is still posting on Oso.
 
Queenie....you start'n trouble already:D

I got the lumps in my throat
When I saw her coming down the aisle
I gets the wiggles in my knees
When she looked at me and sweetly smiled

There she is again standing over by the record machine
Oooh, she's looking like a model on the cover of a magazine
Why she's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

Meanwhile, I was thinking
She's in the mood
No need to break it
I got the chance
I oughtta take it
She can dance
We can make it
Come on queenie
Let's shake it

Go, go, go, Little Queenie
Go, go, go, Little Queenie
Go, go, go, Little Queenie

Won't ya tell me who the queen's
Standing over by the record machine
Why she's looking like a model
On the cover of a magazine
Yeah she's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

Meanwhile, I was still thinkin'
If it's a slow song, we'll omit it
If it's a rocker, that'll get it
If it's good, she'll admit it
Come on queenie, lets get with it

Go, go, go, Little Queenie
Go, go, go, Little Queenie
Go, go, go, Little Queenie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZJJjtSiogc
 
I could have done this whole thing for a few grand and it would have been talked about for years. Our farm has a 5 ish acre pond, butted up against a woodlot with a grassy hillside as a westerly facing backdrop, docks, decks shelter houses.. the whole place is well maintained, its my dads life project.

Outdoor wedding free of charge from a friend, roast a few hogs, buy half a dozzen kegs, literally invite as many people as we want, hire a DJ, and life is good.


But nooooooo, thats not good enough for some little blue fish..:boxing_smiley:


We are not having a hog roast for the wedding. I'm moving out to the country. That's just going to have to be enough for you.


Attendant gifts - we're on that. Tequila and good wine :D Seriously. I've gotten dumb gifts in the past from being in weddings that I never wanted. At least they'll enjoy it while it lasts.


I think I know what I want for center pieces. I'm thinking about either one really big sunflower per table or I saw this cool thing in a magazine where they put pomegranites in a tall cylindar vase (maybe 5 one on top of another), filled it with water and then had branches of orangish red berries coming out the top. It sounds kind of crazy but it looked really cool. My mom is good with stuff like that so I'm sure it'll be fine.

I don't think we're going to do favors for the guests. In my experience, nobody really takes them home. I might do candy but we'll see.
 
Hey Donzi.

Is the DJ a known quantity? You would hate to get one of the ones that likes to hear themselves talk, in a Dj voice.
More music, less cheesy announcements. Please.
 
The DJ was recommended by the manager of the country club we're having the reception at. When I asked if he knew a good one, he first asked me what I considered "good". "personalilty, just plays music, etc. I told him I just wanted someone to announce stuff and play music. The guy seems pretty reasonable so far from the dealings I've had with him. He even has a survey he wants you to fill out on how much "peronality and talking" you want.
 
weddings..... ok, I won't go there.... I'd just cause trouble anyways... but Tony, whens the bach. party?? I'm all for excessive booze consumption, when coupled with strippers and stupid human tricks... wooohoooooo!!!!!!
 
We are not having a hog roast for the wedding. I'm moving out to the country. That's just going to have to be enough for you.


Attendant gifts - we're on that. Tequila and good wine :D Seriously. I've gotten dumb gifts in the past from being in weddings that I never wanted. At least they'll enjoy it while it lasts.


I think I know what I want for center pieces. I'm thinking about either one really big sunflower per table or I saw this cool thing in a magazine where they put pomegranites in a tall cylindar vase (maybe 5 one on top of another), filled it with water and then had branches of orangish red berries coming out the top. It sounds kind of crazy but it looked really cool. My mom is good with stuff like that so I'm sure it'll be fine.

I don't think we're going to do favors for the guests. In my experience, nobody really takes them home. I might do candy but we'll see.

Need any alternate/back up attendants??:biggrinjester:
 
weddings..... ok, I won't go there.... I'd just cause trouble anyways... but Tony, whens the bach. party?? I'm all for excessive booze consumption, when coupled with strippers and stupid human tricks... wooohoooooo!!!!!!

Oh yeah. We could call it an SO board meeting. She'd never know......
 
So I was sitting at the bar at the Moose Lodge last night, and my "buddy" who sued me last year (and lost) for getting drunk and falling off my golf cart and breaking his leg comes and sits beside me. He tells me he had know idea he was suing me for 500K, and all he told his lawyer he wanted was his medical bills paid. This guy is no brain surgeon, so I think he is at least telling a half truth. I explained how it really hurt when he did that, and that we could never be good friends again. I told him I didn't mind being at the same place, and even sitting at the bar together, but I would not be the best choice for that 3am come get me out of jail phone call. Do you guys think I handled this right, or should I have told him to go F him self?
 
So I was sitting at the bar at the Moose Lodge last night, and my "buddy" who sued me last year (and lost) for getting drunk and falling off my golf cart and breaking his leg comes and sits beside me. He tells me he had know idea he was suing me for 500K, and all he told his lawyer he wanted was his medical bills paid. This guy is no brain surgeon, so I think he is at least telling a half truth. I explained how it really hurt when he did that, and that we could never be good friends again. I told him I didn't mind being at the same place, and even sitting at the bar together, but I would not be the best choice for that 3am come get me out of jail phone call. Do you guys think I handled this right, or should I have told him to go F him self?

You were a little nicer than I would have been...
 
So I was sitting at the bar at the Moose Lodge last night, and my "buddy" who sued me last year (and lost) for getting drunk and falling off my golf cart and breaking his leg comes and sits beside me. He tells me he had know idea he was suing me for 500K, and all he told his lawyer he wanted was his medical bills paid. This guy is no brain surgeon, so I think he is at least telling a half truth. I explained how it really hurt when he did that, and that we could never be good friends again. I told him I didn't mind being at the same place, and even sitting at the bar together, but I would not be the best choice for that 3am come get me out of jail phone call. Do you guys think I handled this right, or should I have told him to go F him self?

Buds don't sue each other. (Unless it's worked out ahead of time to get med bills paid because you're insured).
 
So I was sitting at the bar at the Moose Lodge last night, and my "buddy" who sued me last year (and lost) for getting drunk and falling off my golf cart and breaking his leg comes and sits beside me. He tells me he had know idea he was suing me for 500K, and all he told his lawyer he wanted was his medical bills paid. This guy is no brain surgeon, so I think he is at least telling a half truth. I explained how it really hurt when he did that, and that we could never be good friends again. I told him I didn't mind being at the same place, and even sitting at the bar together, but I would not be the best choice for that 3am come get me out of jail phone call. Do you guys think I handled this right, or should I have told him to go F him self?

did you pizz in his beer when he wasn't looking???

That's major bull$hit :icon_bs: Even if his lawyer went for more then he intended, he would still know long B4 it went to trial. The way everything (discovery, deposition, pretrial, etc, etc, etc) is documented and copied to the clients, he should've had a folder 2" thick with documents. He may not be the brightest, but he ain't that stupid either. Should've pulled a Phragle, let him finish his beer and then tell'm to F-off. Don't kick his a$$ thou. He's already shown you he's not affraid to sue.:smash:
 
So I was sitting at the bar at the Moose Lodge last night, and my "buddy" who sued me last year (and lost) for getting drunk and falling off my golf cart and breaking his leg comes and sits beside me. He tells me he had know idea he was suing me for 500K, and all he told his lawyer he wanted was his medical bills paid. This guy is no brain surgeon, so I think he is at least telling a half truth. I explained how it really hurt when he did that, and that we could never be good friends again. I told him I didn't mind being at the same place, and even sitting at the bar together, but I would not be the best choice for that 3am come get me out of jail phone call. Do you guys think I handled this right, or should I have told him to go F him self?

I think that was probably appropriate to a moose lodge, wanna kind of try to avoid fisticuffs there.
Besides.... if he sued you for falling off of his golf cart he would sue you for picking him up and throwing him backwards against the jukebox... then picking him up again and throwing him against the kicthen wall knocking everything off of the freaking wall and scaring the kitchen help and the bartender so that she pushes the panic button and the cops are coming so you pick him up again and pin him against that kitchen wall and then drop him down on to your right knee and the drop him on the floor. Then his buddy comes and drags him out.....
sorry. :blush5:Anyway.... he would sue you for that... too.

You did the right thing. :)
 
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