Wednesday Witticisms

[Ratickle]

"Though beauty may be in the eyes of the beholder, life itself certainly must be in the thoughts of the enlightened"

"It's not sex that sells, but symmetry"

"The primary purpose of government is to protect us from ourselves"

"If you pin your hopes on someone, you often wind up full of holes"


"One of the best ways to improve the quality of your life is to live alone awhile"


"Kids are nice to visit, but you may not want to have them"


"The scapegoats of ignorance are God and genetics"


"An optimist is a person who thinks there will be a president worth voting for in his or her own lifetime"


"If you do not appreciate beauty, then you are not alive - beauty is symmetry, evenness, control"


"Even the tyrant abhors war, for war always brings instability"

 

[Ratickle]

"Thank God for the innocents, those that have never been burned; they're an inspiration to all of us"


"There is no comfort that can be found, that does not come from within"


"The best time to correct a mistake is right after you've made it"


"Gossiping is not an enriching experience; it emphasizes comparing yourself to others and is not recommended"


"Surviving the 90's: Keep your body lean and your holes clean!"


"Idealism is nourishment for the soul"


"It's always humbling to remember that anytime you think you've gotten away with something, you really haven't"


"When you're with a beautiful woman, always remember that love is more important than beauty"


"The difference between confidence and arrogance is this: Confidence doesn't seek approval"

 

[old377guy]

"Surviving the 90's: Keep your body lean and your holes clean!

truer words my never have been spoken

 

[clayinaustin]

"An optimist is a person who thinks there will be a president worth voting for in his or her own lifetime"

That makes me a pessimist! :banghead:

 

[rschap1]

Sadly, I have to agree...SADLY