45Sonic
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* 9 words women use*
1. *Fine*: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. *Five Minutes*: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. *Nothing:* This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
4. *Go Ahead*: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. *Loud Sigh*: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.* That's Okay*: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. *Thanks*: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8*. Whatever*: Is a women's way of saying
DROP
DEAD!
9. *Don't worry about it, I got it:* Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
1. *Fine*: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. *Five Minutes*: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. *Nothing:* This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
4. *Go Ahead*: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. *Loud Sigh*: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.* That's Okay*: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. *Thanks*: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8*. Whatever*: Is a women's way of saying
DROP
DEAD!
9. *Don't worry about it, I got it:* Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
