I try to think about these events any time I'm getting hassled by the water cops.
There are so many inattentive, incompetent and intoxicated boaters on the water that it's almost unimaginable. Having to deal with it has to be a very trying occupation. To have to fish dead kids out of the water can't be much fun. I know there's good and bad in the profession, like all professions. But I've gotta tell you, just from what I've seen on the water, I'd want to beat some of them over the head with a club.