Three nuns die and go to heaven

[clayinaustin]

Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in.

The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "Adam." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

The second nun is asked, "Who was the first woman on Earth?" She says, "Eve." Lights flash and the gates open.

The third nun is asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Puzzled, the nun is says, "Hmmm, that's a hard one." Lights flash and the pearly gates open

 

[PayCheck]

What's the first question most blondes ask their doctor upon finding out they are pregnant?

Is it mine?

 

[Wobble]

Lol

 

[whatboat]

Older guy with his front pants pockets filled with golf balls
gets on the morning commuter bus and sits next to a great looking blond.

He can't help but notice that she is staring at his pockets.

So he says, "Those are golf balls". "Oh", the blond replies.

A couple minutes later she turns to him and says,

"Thats gotta hurt allot more then tennis elbow"

 

[Tommy Gun]

How does one refer to his ex-girlfriend?...X-BOX