The Official, Unofficial Thread About Absolutely Nothing

I hope I don't sink her after writing that on the website! the EPA will be all over me, it is a cool old boat but a friggin money pit. tracy ,you should never attempt masturbation while severely intoxicated, you'll just lose skin and get tennis elbow.(just a tip from old Bobcat):sifone:

being down there, I have to ask... I know you can make jerk chicken and jerk steak...what other meat can you jerk?? :26:
 
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I went to a leper hockey game...there was a face off in the corner.
Funny. Medical term for leprosy is Hansen's Disease. Slapshot tie in, one point.

And now coming onto the ice.... last year's Hansen League champions.... the Molokai Marauders.
 
So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."




Enjoy your lunch today!!!


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most lepers are kind and generous people, hell I bet most of them would give you the skin off their backs without even thinking about it., now thats benevolunce...
 
most lepers are kind and generous people, hell I bet most of them would give you the skin off their backs without even thinking about it., now thats benevolunce...


Yep, very true........I know a leper that is always willing to give you a hand!!
 
When I used to work at a leper colony, one of the rules was....
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.....you were not allowed to play certain games with the little kids. The top of the NO PLAY GAMES LIST was...... Got your nose!!!


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What's up with the lepers. Isn't this the "The Official, Unofficial Thread About Absolutely Nothing" thread! Back on track people!
 
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