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haha, so i think me and my one of my other roommates have become the worst people to live with. we had to have a "house meeting" because "partying till 6 am thursday-saturday" with "music so loud i thought zz top was in my ****in bed" is " unacceptable behavior" and "disrespectful". he then tried to tell us he was going to set curfew for people to be out of the house so i responded with "ok MOM!! will you raise my allowance?" he was not impressed once again. we told him he should have opted to date a girl who did not live with us so he could leave on weekend and sleep in peace and quiet. once again, not impressed. i told him i was going home this weekend he said "good, i can get some ****in rest!!". i told him his name was being changed from gary poon to gary *****. once again, not impressed.

i might be a huge ass, but im a hgue ass that like to party.

i like my drinks strong, my music loud and my women loose (morally not physically).
 
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