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With the amount of tequila I drank before treating this poor girl like a farm animal I could've been banging a roll of 80 grit and not known it.
 
the worst is when you wake up in the morning, look down, and wonder if she had red lipstick on...nope it was a friction thing!
 
I have gone through a 5th since Friday and I don't think that I ever was drunk once. I think that she is drinking my tequila on the sly. Would it look funny if I just carry the bottle around? I thought that it might create the wrong impression. Although I did carry one into Mr and Ms Patriyachts house and they were cool with it. :D :D
 
Trouble don't cover my tequilla night's. It usually steps into the realm of absolutely phucked up... complete with fat girls,clowns, police, and midgets...
 
Trouble don't cover my tequilla night's. It usually steps into the realm of absolutely phucked up... complete with fat girls,clowns, police, and midgets...

Aren't you glad you found us...now you know your not alone....

I equate tequilla with time travel, one shot and suddenly it's a week and a half later. One of Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown's greatest inventions.
 
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