The Official, Unofficial Thread About Absolutely Nothing

[phragle]

This is for Jay.

 

[RPM]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Aren't you glad you found us...now you know your not alone....

I equate tequilla with time travel, one shot and suddenly it's a week and a half later. One of Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown's greatest inventions.

I equate tequila with great events, friends and times. Pleasures are multiplied with tequila.

 

[Buoy]

I equate tequila with great events, friends and times. Pleasures are multiplied with tequila.

I've only been DRUNK on tequila once.
I've taken an occaisional shot, but only DRUNK once...
Once was enough...

I'll stick to beer.

 

[Ratickle]

I've only been DRUNK on tequila once.
I've taken an occaisional shot, but only DRUNK once...
Once was enough...

I'll stick to beer.

Good idea.....

 

[Buoy]

Good idea.....

There were things that happened that night that I remember. Those were bad enough. The things I don't remember, and have been told about scare me even more.

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

I've only been DRUNK on tequila once.
I've taken an occaisional shot, but only DRUNK once...
Once was enough...

I'll stick to beer.

Good idea.....

Do you dink to get drink or cause you like to drink?

I enjoy sipping good tequila. I don't have to get drunk to enjoy it.

Yes, Sometimes I still do , but I like to think I know my limitations

One rule I strictly follow is never have the tequila touching your tongue and you stomach at the same time.

The problem I have with beer is I can only drink a few. Too filling and I don't enjoy burping foam.

I'll stick with what I know best. Tequila

 

[Ratickle]

Do you dink to get drink or cause you like to drink?

I actually drink Burbon and Coke. Got so smashed once in college I don't remember a damn thing for 2 1/2 days, including my buds taking me to the hospital and having my stomach pumped.

After that, swore I'd never lose control again.

With Burbon and coke, I can keep a loose buzz, but switch to just coke if I know I'm getting too buzzed.

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

I start with tequila on ice. As the evening continues I switch to tequila and water. Eventually I am just drinking water with an occasional shot to maintain.

 

[Ratickle]

I start with tequila on ice. As the evening continues I switch to tequila and water. Eventually I am just drinking water with an occasional shot to maintain.

Ahhhhhh, I feel better already. I'll try that one of these days..

 

[JJ Apache]

I have gone through a 5th since Friday and I don't think that I ever was drunk once. I think that she is drinking my tequila on the sly. Would it look funny if I just carry the bottle around? I thought that it might create the wrong impression. Although I did carry one into Mr and Ms Patriyachts house and they were cool with it.

:boxing_smiley: YEP.............:sifone:

 

[JJ Apache]

It's my consolation prize....................:26:

 

[Wrinkleface]

Although I did carry one into Mr and Ms Patriyachts house and they were cool with it.

Right on Brotha!!!!:cheers2:

 

[JJ Apache]

Hey guys,just fyi....Wrinkleface makes killer meatballs. They go well with all alcoholic beverages. Yummmmmmm

 

[Wrinkleface]

:sifone:

Hey guys,just fyi....Wrinkleface makes killer meatballs. They go well with all alcoholic beverages. Yummmmmmm

U tell'm girl!!!!!

 

[JJ Apache]

I did, thanks. Now, whenever we have a get together, ya gotta bring the balls. :26::26:

 

[Wrinkleface]

I did, thanks. Now, whenever we have a get together, ya gotta bring the balls. :26::26:

DONE!!:cheers2:












Always like 2 bring my balls w/ me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:26::dupe::rofl:

 

[DollaBill]

Am I nuts?

I went out with this chick. I had been talking to her for like 3 weeks. We go out, have a great time, I bang her like a jack hammer and think all is well.

So then I get sick about 2 days later (unrelated Cash Bar and Fund) and she calls me and asks how I am. I tell her I friggin dying and don't want to talk b/c I ve been throwing up for 12 hrs. The next day she does the same and I say the same and she asks if "everything is ok?". Again, I tell her I'm sick. But now I'm a little annoyed. But, OK, I abused her enough over the weekend to allow her to ask.

So now day 3 rolls around and she does it again. I go off. She apologizes. Problem is, I just turned off right then and there. Get the phuk away from me. Now do I look like a douchebag that just wanted to bang her or do I have a legit gripe? Just curious. Btw, the thought of banging her again now ruins any hard on that may have occured while dreaming of Carmen Electra. Anyone?

 

[Wrinkleface]

Am I nuts?

I went out with this chick. I had been talking to her for like 3 weeks. We go out, have a great time, I bang her like a jack hammer and think all is well.

So then I get sick about 2 days later (unrelated Cash Bar and Fund) and she calls me and asks how I am. I tell her I friggin dying and don't want to talk b/c I ve been throwing up for 12 hrs. The next day she does the same and I say the same and she asks if "everything is ok?". Again, I tell her I'm sick. But now I'm a little annoyed. But, OK, I abused her enough over the weekend to allow her to ask.

So now day 3 rolls around and she does it again. I go off. She apologizes. Problem is, I just turned off right then and there. Get the phuk away from me. Now do I look like a douchebag that just wanted to bang her or do I have a legit gripe? Just curious. Btw, the thought of banging her again now ruins any hard on that may have occured while dreaming of Carmen Electra. Anyone?

As a part X sex & relationship counselor, U FK'd up BAD!:26::rofl:

 

[Ratickle]

Am I nuts?

I went out with this chick. I had been talking to her for like 3 weeks. We go out, have a great time, I bang her like a jack hammer and think all is well.

So then I get sick about 2 days later (unrelated Cash Bar and Fund) and she calls me and asks how I am. I tell her I friggin dying and don't want to talk b/c I ve been throwing up for 12 hrs. The next day she does the same and I say the same and she asks if "everything is ok?". Again, I tell her I'm sick. But now I'm a little annoyed. But, OK, I abused her enough over the weekend to allow her to ask.

So now day 3 rolls around and she does it again. I go off. She apologizes. Problem is, I just turned off right then and there. Get the phuk away from me. Now do I look like a douchebag that just wanted to bang her or do I have a legit gripe? Just curious. Btw, the thought of banging her again now ruins any hard on that may have occured while dreaming of Carmen Electra. Anyone?

She either really gives a ****....or thinks she gave it to you....

Decide when you feel better.