The Official, Unofficial Thread About Absolutely Nothing

[dwtinc]

Is there any better feeling than knowing in a couple hours you're taking out this hot chick and KNOW you're going to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane after a couple tequila shots? I think not. Thats my plan. Just thought I'd share that LOL

I like the way you think

 

[dwtinc]

not a date. just a girl i go out drinking with and then take home.
like a wingwoman on a tight leash

I am not your father Save it

 

[DollaBill]

I like the way you think

Thank you. Thank you very much :sifone:

 

[dwtinc]

Thank you. Thank you very much :sifone:

Anytime Elvis

 

[dwtinc]

1650

 

[DollaBill]

I'm getting ready to bang

 

[inbetween]

nah she left this morning! had to go to an 830 class haha. i`ve got my best friends girlfriends birthday tonight. ohh man! its gunna be a rager. 100 people said they were coming to the pre drink, so im thinking its gunna be pretty good. now the real question, do i invite a girl to come with me to it, or do i pick up while there. cant make the decision!

both :26:

 

[dwtinc]

I'm getting ready to bang

I wish I was

 

[DollaBill]

Well everything went according to plan:sifone:

Nothing like "tequila dik" the first time you nail a chick. After 3 hours she told me i had to stop hehehehe. Now if I could only explain the bruises on my leg, back and arm. I must have fallen into something at some point. It happens in my life quite a bit.

She was good in bed too. :03:

 

[Buoy]

Sounds like a successful mission.

 

[DollaBill]

Yup, mission accomplished. I just wish I remembered a little more of it LOL

 

[MarylandMark]

pics.......

 

[DollaBill]

No pics yet. Second date material

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Well everything went according to plan:sifone:

Now if I could only explain the bruises on my leg, back and arm.
She was good in bed too. :03:

Those aren't bruises they are fun spots

 

[dwtinc]

Those aren't bruises they are fun spots

I had claw marks a month and a half ago from one. It was worth it though

 

[DollaBill]

I had claw marks a month and a half ago from one. It was worth it though

Sumbiotch. I just realize there's a few of those too

 

[dwtinc]

Sumbiotch. I just realize there's a few of those too

Then you must of done it right

 

[Ratickle]

I had claw marks a month and a half ago from one. It was worth it though

Sumbiotch. I just realize there's a few of those too

Then you must of done it right

Depends on where they're at........:03:

 

[Perlmudder]

Well everything went according to plan:sifone:

Nothing like "tequila dik" the first time you nail a chick. After 3 hours she told me i had to stop hehehehe. Now if I could only explain the bruises on my leg, back and arm. I must have fallen into something at some point. It happens in my life quite a bit.

She was good in bed too. :03:

i find it funny when a girl taps out for some reason.

 

[Trim'd Up]

How drunk was she? Are you sure the bruises aren't from her waking up 3 hours after you started?
Did you serve her a nice Roofie Colada? :26: